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Once a upon a time, a lone astronaut ate skittles while space walking on a mission to another galaxy, when suddenly was hit by a meteorite, killing him instantly. After a few years his corpse lands on one of the moons of jupiter. Although his body was almost disintegrated after years in space, the skittles he ate was still inside him fully intact. Then out of nowhere, a distinct light of unknown color appeared and landed on the moon. A seemingly enlightened alien unicorn knifes through the space cloud, galloping with so much wisdom and grace, like it knows something nobody else knows. Smelling the corpse nearby, It suddenly slows down and walks gently towards the fallen astronaut and stops.. it looks all around, left to right, up and down.. it takes two small steps forward and slowly lifts its hind legs and pisses on the corpse. Wetting the skittles with his cosmic excretions, it instantly explodes with a tremendous force, and boom, it became Cinex!