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Probably some of the best weeding cake flower I’ve ever had. It had the familiar sweet creamy minty fresh smell but with an extra touch of gas. Honestly not a fan of wedding cake smell but this is one of the more gassier cuts I’ve had so I took a chance and I’m glad I did. This flower straight kicks you in the dick. Super heavy head feeling that settles into the body. It can’t have pretty intense sedative qualities but not too crazy on the munchies though. Taste was sweet and piney but not overtly so. Not all hype strains are created equal be wedding cake definitely has earned its place in the annals of cannabis history.

I found this on the menu at House of Organics in Sacramento. I saw it online and it said this batch grown by Phinest was 39.22% THC. I was immediately intrigued/skeptical. So I went and shelled out an inordinate amount of money for an eighth of this flower. (75$ 😢) Right off the bat I could smell it through the jar. It punches you right in the face with that garlicky punky skunk smell. It looks like you average typical OG bud structure. Pretty bright green buds with a healthy coating of frost. I showed a couple people at the office and we couldn’t stop opening up the jar to smell it. So fast forward I’m at home and I load about .25 into my Mobius Ion matrix. I take two small rips and sit on my couch. Really subtle garlic pine kushy flavor. I felt the onset immediately. By minute 6 I felt that borderline psychedelic feeling that some high THC cuts can give you. By 45 minutes it feels like it settles in the body with a deep narcotic-like sensation while also summoning the appetite of a ravenous bear/wolf hybrid creature. I would definitely avoid using power tools or trying to do anything requiring cognitive function while using this strain. This is a day ender for sure. It took me way too long to write this review but that’s probably because I ordered dominos about 10 minutes after I started it. Use with caution this shit is the real deal. If you love powerful indicas this has your name all over it.