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GO APE!
We are a line of premium cannabis products that set a new benchmark for quality and design.
DIFFERENT TIME - DIFFERENT APE
APE’s concept of THC/CBD mixes (“Different high for different time”) provided this lifestyle brand a loyal following since its inception in 2021.
APE HAS MORE
Extra 10% more sauce gives our customers an extra 200 more puffs (volume 1.1g)
APE HAS QUALITY
We use the best materials: both ceramic coils and heaters which retain heat. 
APE HAS SAUCE
Our special formula contains both live resin and triple distillate, so our customers can get more puffs per cart without sacrificing the amazing aroma and fresh taste of the flower itself.

APE Premium Cannabis Corp.

280 mAh battery that lasts for more than 200 puffs before it needs to be recharged. 
USB adapter is included.



DIMENSION - 75*10.5*10.5MM

WORKING VOLTAGE - 2.8-4.2V



✓ Express charge

✓ 3 different modes

✓ Soft Touch protection

✓ Waterproof

✓ Stable Heat

✓ More long batter

APE vape battery

280 mAh battery that lasts for more than 200 puffs before it needs to be recharged. 

Stylish battery, I like how it is comfortable in the hand

THC -  32,12%

HYBRID

Kool-Aid is a 60/40 Sativa-dominant hybrid strain. Preferred for daytime use, Kool-Aid provides uplifting effects that inspire the mind while easing the body into a relaxed state. Hashy notes of sweet lavender and grape flavor                      

KOOL-AID - Mini Joint 1.6 g

Electric Kool Aid is a 60/40 sativa-dominant hybrid strain bred by crossing <a href="/strains/purple-diesel">Purple Diesel</a> and <a href="/strains/cherry-pie">Cherry Pie</a>. Preferred for daytime use, Electric Kool Aid provides uplifting effects that inspire the mind while easing the body into a relaxed state. Hashy notes of sweet lavender and grape flavor the sparkling crystal-covered buds, which can take on a stunning periwinkle blue coloration.&nbsp;

Electric Kool Aid is a 60/40 sativa-dominant hybrid strain bred by crossing Purple Diesel and Cherry Pie. Preferred for daytime use, Electric Kool Aid provides uplifting effects that inspire the mind while easing the body into a relaxed state. Hashy notes of sweet lavender and grape flavor the sparkling crystal-covered buds, which can take on a stunning periwinkle blue coloration. 

aroused

creative

energetic

euphoric

focused

giggly

happy

hungry

relaxed

sleepy

talkative

tingly

uplifted

Electric Kool Aid

Electric Kool Aid is a 60/40 sativa-dominant hybrid strain bred by crossing Purple Diesel and Cherry Pie.

aka Koolaid

caryophyllene

humulene

limonene

linalool

myrcene

ocimene

pinene

terpinolene

I found this strain to be a great balance between an uplifted headspace and a relaxed body feeling. Perfect for unwinding at the end of the day.

ALIEN OG 2.2G (INDICA DOMINANT)

THC - 30,38%

Alien OG is strong hybrid marijuana strain. The strain is also called Alien OG Kush because of its parents. APE Blunt Hybrid Alien OG is descended from the Alien Kush and Tahoe OG phenotypes. When smoking Alien OG, olfactory and taste buds understand why this strain belongs to the OG family. It is typical coniferous-earthy aroma with a distinct aftertaste of citrus like lemon or lime.

The effect from Alien OG will not be long in coming. It excites the body and speeds up thoughts. Then comes a powerful relaxation of muscles. Beginners should try Alien OG in small portions.

ALIEN OG - Blunt 2.2 g | .077 oz

Alien OG, also known as "Alien OG Kush," is&nbsp;a&nbsp;<a href="https://www.leafly.com/strains/lists/category/hybrid">hybrid</a>&nbsp;cross of&nbsp;<a href="/strains/tahoe-og">Tahoe OG</a>&nbsp;and&nbsp;<a href="/strains/alien-kush">Alien Kush</a>. First available as a clone in California’s Bay Area and now in seed form from Cali Connection, Alien OG&nbsp;has the typical lemon and pine OG smell and flavor, and its intense high combines heavy body effects and a psychedelic cerebral buzz. Beginners and novices, be sure to take it slow with this heavy-hitter.&nbsp;

Alien OG, also known as "Alien OG Kush," is a hybrid cross of Tahoe OG and Alien Kush. First available as a clone in California’s Bay Area and now in seed form from Cali Connection, Alien OG has the typical lemon and pine OG smell and flavor, and its intense high combines heavy body effects and a psychedelic cerebral buzz. Beginners and novices, be sure to take it slow with this heavy-hitter. 

Alien OG

Alien OG is a strain cross from Tahoe OG and Alien Kush.

aka Alien OG Kush, Alien Banana

A great strain for staying alert and focused without feeling jittery or anxious. Highly recommend it for work or studying

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APE vape battery

KOOL-AID - Mini Joint 1.6 g

ALIEN OG - Blunt 2.2 g | .077 oz