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My husband refused to talk to me because I was sooooo stupid on this Jack flash... I smoked it two nights in a row and its been banned. I will save it for when he is out of town :)

oooooh LaLa, ooh LaLa MF LaLa, mama likes.... a lot. Day was a crazy one and fun, took a shower and bumped my new RTJ T-shirt. I’m working, easy stuff, ya know, check off the box kinda day. I get notice I have to pick up and drop off some shit for my office, no kid, no husband and I can totally go. Then” Briiiiing" I get a text and see OOH- L and lost my mind... walk in “we know what you are here for and the guy and I squeal about it... several times... feel like a dumb ass for a quick sec, to be wearing the shirt that matches the pink package... Im so damn happy.. you don’t even understand. Im sure this will be pulled because I’m an old lady rambling.. but I am having fun so, I don’t care. I started a diet today and detox, day one of 30. It's a great story but, later. So I don’t want to cook a crazy good vegan meal, pig out and watch Alone. I want to lift, jam and stretch while I eat protein pancakes with peanut butter. Well, let me tell you! What a night. Super clean smoke, citrus hits the back of your throat WAP style. Ha. Total high energy, body feels awesome, stretch and dancing like a Tie Tok mom everyone makes fun of. No munchies. Dry mouth. Music hits better. Think Im gonna sell my Tesla stock and get my max. Best smoke ever box checked.