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Let me tell you all about Alien OG. The year is 2014. It's a cool fall Friday afternoon and we had a fog delay so I wasn't in school that day. Instead I was hanging out in the woods by my neighborhood with my buddies. I had only smoked weed a couple times by this point and I hadn't gotten that high at that point. By luck one of my friends just happened to bring a g or two of some Alien OG with us in the woods. So we engineer a classic water bottle bong and get to ripping on some Alien. I only took two or three rips thinking I'd be straight. Was I ever wrong. Just moments after taking the rips I had to sit down on a log because the world started to spin around me. Quickly I began to descend into a state of paranoia and dissociation. I thought my friend next to me was some sort of wood nymph or spirit of the forest or some shit. I could hardly even use my phone or recognize my reflection. My visual perception took on a cell shaded type effect as well. We ended up going for a walk and just my luck my dad drove up on us and could tell right away that we were stoned out of our mind. Looking back, I think that that was one of the most profound experiences that I've ever had smoking weed. It was equal parts scary and amazing and exhilarating. Granted that was way back in high school and I was a novice smoker and just a little bit of bud would put me on my ass. I can safely say that this is some serious medicine.