Royal Gorilla
12/6/2020
Amazing Strain!!! So smooth and "choke & cough" free that I honestly did not expect the relaxing "fireworks" that took place (still swirling a bit this AM). This is a 5-star strain all the way! The taste is mellow, but if you decarboxylate some, the fruity and mildly spicy aromas abound!! I'm a "smoker" but my wife has health issues with smoking. The two methods seem to affect people somewhat differently, so my guess is, that perfect balance of relaxing terpenes has been achieved. This strain is perfect for the current pandemic as you don't have to strain yourself to "ration" this girl. It can easily be "micro-dosed" as a, small pinch, two-hitter-quitter. If you want great rest, relief from "Pandemic Stress," and a smooth "cough-free" strain this one is worth checking out. Pain relief is above average, euphoria is great, and the euphoria melts into a great night's sleep. As restful as any Quaalude I ever took, back in the day, and I've always said, "When they took Quaaludes away, they took away the one sedative that worked "as advertised" where the hangover is pleasant - more of an antidepressant than antidepressants - and the rest is real and not an amnesia experience. Royal Gorilla is the perfect "'lude type" experience IMHO and for those too young to remember, they were an awesome euphoria that progressed into a fantastic night's sleep!!!