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I got some tobacco free joints from a local coffeeshop, they used some kind of tobacco replacement called "kemph", apparently something locally produced and not too popular. Burnt the shit out of my throat going down and had to cough quite a bit the next day. I couldn't really smell or taste the weed because the kemph masked it, however the joints themselves smelled like tropical fruit. The effects were pretty good, this was my first time smoking weed so I didn't know what to expect. Very quickly after the first puff I felt a little tense and shaky, and after about 11 minutes I started to get slightly dizzy. Movement feeling a bit slower than usual, and a very pleasant overall feeling followed. After continuing to smoke I noticed I was spitting a lot, though this may have been that "kemph" shit's fault, making my saliva all disgusting and feeling like TV static in my throat. Anyway, at around 17 minutes I suddenly felt the effects get even stronger and I let myself sink into my chair. Feeling slow and extremely relaxed. While both being incredibly relaxed I got the urge to get up and dance, and I took possibly the best shower of my life afterwards. It might be difficult to describe, but when I closed my eyes in the shower, it was like I could see through my eyelids at 15fps, and when I actually opened my eyes I would return to 60fps and think stuff like "oh, I'm not so stoned at all". Definitely recommend getting stoned on the Mango Kush if you have an evening to kill. Feels extremely relaxing and nice in your whole body. Makes for great showers. PS: Never smoke kemph