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I’m confused, because somehow I tried this while sitting on my couch, getting ready for a few hours of painting, and before I knew it I was five episodes into The Big Bang Theoty and eating microwave frozen noodles from Costco and Movie Theater Butter Orville Redenbacher popcorn and two apples sliced with the fancy apple slicer I got as incentive to eat more apples. I dipped the apples into peanut butter and Nutella. The peanut butter might have been my dogs’ peanut butter. They love peanut butter. If I stand up I feel like my body is a jar and whatever the thing that makes me, me. Huh. I started this review to complain about how I didn’t feel any creativity, and feeling creative was the whole point of this Super Lemon Haze. But obviously my review is getting weird, and I want to write a poem? Like I haven’t written poems since college. So yeah. If you are trying to get a task done make sure you are sitting right in front of the task when you consume this Super Lemon Haze. Otherwise you might end up on the couch watching the Big Bang theory on a Saturday night in May