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Never trust a “hybrid.” lol. I’m *strictly* a Sativa smoker. Any strain more indica-leaning than say, Blue Dream, is useless & unenjoyable to me. I read lots of positive reviews about Jealousy, many stating that it’s really unique, and evenly embodies the best qualities of Indica/sativa, while not veering into the anxiety-prone aspects of sativa, or the dull lethargy of indica… I bought 2 oz for $100 at the local dope shop, having high hopes for the type of weed I’d typically skip over. The joke’s on me! It IS definitely a unique strain. It IS a potent strain. After the first draw off the dope pipe, the cerebral effects kick in instantaneously, and it feels promising…but less than 5 minutes later, all motivation to function is gone. It feels like heavy weights are attached to every inch of the body, and and there’s an undeniable gravitational pull-feeling of melting into the floor. All interest in functional living is gone, and it’s enough to ruin your day off one hit. The unique part is that the cerebral effects remain constant, even while reduced to a dull, lethargic indica-blob…and this makes it even less enjoyable, since you’re aware of how immobile & useless you are. TLDR- this strain is a heavy indica, and it may be good for people with pain or insomnia. But if you’re like me, and you like heady cerebral stimulation from your dope while being able to perform the daily functions of living, then Jealousy is not a good fit.

White 99's the epitome of a well-rounded hybrid. It's for the best of both worlds (sativa & indica), and feels like 10/10 potency on both ends of the spectrum. While I love this, it's not a good daily smoke for me. The head high is too dreamy & diversional while the body high is too sedative for me to work efficiently. I'm a sativa man, and use Durban or Pineapple Express as my daytime go-tos.

Uplifting & clear-headed buzz, without any jagged "sativa come-down." It's basic, functional, versatile, and potent. J1 makes for a good daily smoke, as it's a true workhorse strain, leaning far to the sativa end of the spectrum. I use it before exercise or taking care of tedious tasks. My one and only reason for not giving it a 5 star rating is that it's one of the few sativas that gives me a mild headache half the time I use it.