Watermelon
4/28/2021
Yo dawg. Saw there were no reviews and I have this special strain on hand. The smell alone is worth almost any price. To me, it smells more like strawberry. Gonna miss this one for sure. Turning the volcano to 375F, placing the bowl atop and preheating for 11 seconds before affixing the easy valve and vape bag. Slowly lowering to 372 as the bag fills to 3/4 capacity. Typing feverishly now. First hit really has me pressing the space bar. This hit is a savage berry. It squirted a gushy ooze of berry mess. Mouth feels less dry (edibles earlier, yo.) Not feeling much after 30 seconds and why would I? I’m gonna have 20 of these bags tonight. You’re talking to a champion, man. Second dainty ass hit...flavor a little more familiar, but further exploring the palette. Now, in an exhalation holding pattern a rush upon the buds is tasted. A denser, spicier flavor—as that of a cinnamon-sprinkled berry salad. Behold, a slow, deliberate, cumulus exhalation. I just remembered some work I need to do, but the sedative effects lure me from my responsibilities. Funk that to heck now. I’m pulling up the easy chair. Eyelids beginning to droop. Been easing up on my 8 bags a day habit and just having 1 or 2 at night, so tolerance is still high. Plus I had about 600 mgs of edibles over the last 79 minutes. Still typing as I knock over an old water pipe. Chunks of resin bleed onto my maple-veneered desk. Water beading. Typinng, mopping, blotting, typing, squeegying, alcoholing, typing. This was the third pull from this enviable bag. The effects are clear, potent and welcomed after about 500mgs of edibles a few hours ago—in addition to the 600 mgs 82 minutes ago. Typing is a slippery mess of foolish thumb-ery. This is REALLY lifting it up with a a real sense of calm. The edibles actually had me a bit worked up but I rode it out without blazin an Indica then Intook some more edibles. I was exhaling as I typed and the flavor really seems to linger. I took a bunch more pulls and forgot to mention it. Im making another 1/2 bag in the same fashion. Pulling the last air out of the bag before I snap the latch on another bag full of strawberry marmalade—yeah, man...i really taste strawberry on this one. Like a good-as-hell-hath organic strawberry. This really has me calmed and relaxed because I had a relatively fucked week filled with assholes and it is Tuesday. I swear, this WATERMELON really works because I could have never done something so pointless as to write a review for cannabis. Get it if you can. 11/10.