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Smell: 2/5 Taste: 2/5 High: 2.5/5 Look: 2.5/5 Overall: 3/10 Oro Blanco is a perfect example of an amazing strain that's somehow rather boring, bland, and dull. This is a reliable strain if there is nothing "exciting" on the market, but I'd only recommend it if it's sitting at around 24%+ and/or very Terpy. It's pretty mediocre--just average run of the mill cannabis. There are no exciting colors, or smells, or tastes--it's just "vegetable like mater". The buds are big and chunky, if you break them open there are plenty of trichomes waiting to say hello. Ugh, that's the only half-baked compliment I can come up with for this strain. Not a fan. Nature's Heritage is a great grower, I hope they update their menu soon with more exciting strains.

Smell: 3/5 Taste: 3.5/5 High: 3/5 Look: 3/5 Overall: 6.5/10 "Guava IX, Guava IX, Guava IX, Guava IX IX IX"; this is one of those strains that will literally make you sing about it days after. It looks like guava, it certainly tastes a lot like guava, it smells like something guava-ish, it must be "Guava IX, Guava IX, Guava IX, Guava IX IX IX". This is a good reliable strain I'd pick up only if its sitting around 24%+ and/or is super duper Terpy. If you smoke for the taste like a true connoisseur I'd highly recommend you pick up Guava IX at least once and check it out. The high is endearing, it gently lifts you into euphoria and then slowly settles you back down to earth; but it's a mute experience that can be generally found in a myriad of strains. If you enjoy friendlier highs I'd recommend Guava IX. If you're looking for instant pain relief--something that hits hard and heavy--I'd personally look elsewhere. A very memorable strain that I HIGHLY recommend to ANYONE in Maryland!

One of my top 5 in Maryland, Smell: 5/5 Taste: 5/5 High: 5/5 Look: 5/5 Overall: 10/10 One of the most beautiful strains in Maryland—hands down. As soon as you open the bag a circus of candy and fruit comes pouring out beneath a balanced skunky thick diesel overtone. The taste of diesel candied fruit completely engulfs the inside of your mouth on every exhale. The buds are super dense, you have to use grinder to break them down thoroughly—the smallest bud will become a surprising mountain of flower. Visually, I have rarely seen such beautiful flower. Shades of deep dark purple and subtle lime green are the backdrops to the endless sprawling towers of trichomes that extend towards your fingers. Literally, perfection. 10/10. 10/10. 10/10. Culta killed it with this one.

One of my top 10 in Maryland, Smell: 3/5 Taste: 2/5 High: 4/5 Look: 5/5 Overall: an unconventional 10/10 Poochie Love is by far one of the most interesting strains I've ever seen. Visually, it is incredibly captivating look at. The buds are a golden-yellow hue, but it feels like there are forgotten tones of pink and an indistinguishable green somewhere lost within the buds. You will never see buds that look like Poochie Love anywhere else in your life. It's a dazzling strain to look at, it sprawls forward in every direction making its buds airy and soft to the touch. The dancing trichomes literally cover every inch of this bud, and as soon as you crack one open you're assaulted by their reflective diamond shine. Theres an almost "Sahara" like quality to the way it looks; the dancing trichomes against its golden hues. Poochie Love smells like a lot of classical marijuana strains. There's no excitement beneath the surface of its aroma. It just smells like really really good citrusy weed. Honestly, I've smoked an endless amount of this strain, and its never been consistent with the way it smells. It's either been really overpowering, or left a lot to be desired. The consistent smells I have caught are noteworthy, and I think any connoisseur would be really foolish not to pick this strain up just to give it a good smell. Poochie Love has a killer euphoric, friendly, anxiety eliminating high that literally makes this strain one of my top 5 in Maryland. Despite its small short comings, Poochie Love is very very strong--but in a very gentle gradual way; it is in no way an overpowering experience. You will feel wide awake, super energized, and ready to be productive and social on Poochie. Personally, I wish it was way more aggressive; its effects crescendo so slowly over a period of an hour that you almost forget you smoked. I cannot stress this enough: THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST STRAINS I'VE HAD IN MARYLAND, PERIOD. Poochie Love unconventionally throws out typical industry standards when looking for world-class marijuana. Poochie Love is a connoisseurs strain; yet it doesn't have the most memorable taste--and still, your taste buds will be craving Poochie Love months/years after you've first had it. What Culta did with Poochie Love is create an enduring piece of unconventional art. Poochie Love is an industry Picasso, that I highly recommend to EVERYONE.

Smell: 5/5 Taste: 5/5 High: 5/5 Look: 5/5 Diesel Dough is PERFECT. Diesel Dough is a cross between a female Sour Diesel and a male Do-Si-Dos. We're all sick and tired of Sour Diesel and Do-Si-Dos at this point, but for some reason the two together reinvent the entire marijuana experience. The buds look like they were grown by an outer space civilization obsessed with bag appeal. Shades of green, ranging from subtly light to adamantly dark, sit below a chorus of orange hairs that tower over purple mountains full of holy cows. Trichomes, trichomes, trichomes, everywhere. Trichomes here, trichomes there, trichomes every-god-damn-where. Culta has really outdone everyone else with the way they grew these buds. Dazzling. When you first break open a bud you will be assaulted by a sweet, citrusy, lime, diesel aroma that will literally make you drool all over your perfectly cured buds. Dude, it's incredible. The buds smell so good you get this overwhelming desire to just eat them raw. Perfect. I wish there was a Diesel Dough cologne. Talk about a Sativa. Diesel Dough is KING Sativa. While this strain does get you unbelievably lifted after literally the first thought of consuming it; its endearingly friendly, calming, and relaxing. This isn't the Sativa that's going to make you feel uncomfortably wired. No. This is the Sativa that is going to completely eliminate your anxiety and increase your productivity simultaneously. It's like drinking the worlds best cup of coffee--no jitters, no crashes, no burns, just increased creativity, focus, and infinite relaxation to boot. Phenomenal. The best Sativa strain on God's green earth. Hands down. Overall: 100/10; 10000/10; 10/10 PERFECT PERFECT PERFECT

Smell: 5/5 Taste: 4/5 High: 5/5 Look: 5/5 Wizard Gum is one of those strains that's very difficult to forget. It smells like a candy warehouse was operating inside a Diesel engine manufacturing plant. Visceral memories of nameless bubblegum you chewed as a kid will come rushing up your nose as soon as you crack the bag open. The diesel overlays that hit your nose overpower the Willy Wonka-esque aroma that will tickle the air around you. Thankfully, Wizard Gum tastes exactly the way it smells. The taste is an overpowering sweet diesel, that completely abandons the candy hues, and instead adopts a bubblegum like sweet heaviness that curtails the exhale. Visually, its hard to find a strain that's as beautiful as Wizard Gum. Deep hues of green (almost blue) are scattered against a light lime green backdrop caught in an endless aurora of Saharan like yellow fields. Shades of purple peekaboo throughout the nuggets, highlighting the whimsical candy escapades that you smell out the bag. This strain does the job. Right out of the gate, Wizard Gum will immediately take over the system. It's a hard but friendly pull towards bliss in the first 30 seconds. Slowly over the next 30 minutes you'll feel an increasing gradual crescendo of relief that will humbly embrace your entire system. It's like the gift that keeps on giving: instant relief followed by a gradual increase in that relief. Despite being such a phenomenal strain, Wizard Gum tastes like its teasing me. I want to taste more of the candy/bubblegum hues; I want to smell them more through the bag. Have you ever seen a nug and wanted to eat it because it just looks so delicious? Wizard Gum feels like it should be that delicious nug. Something I can't put my finger on makes this strain fall short of being top 10 on my list. Overall: 8.5/10

Smell: 3.5/5 Taste: 3.5/5 High: 3.5/5 Look: 4/5 Terp Profile: b-Myercene heavy Caryophyllene heavy Linalool, Humulene, Limonene (low-moderate) Trilogy is a consistent, friendly, relaxing, and enjoyable hybrid strain. It has a pungent creamy aftertaste with whispers of a fruit medley that would drive an avid connoisseur crazy! See, Trilogy is one of those strains that feels like it should taste a lot better than it does. The subtle fruit and citrus undertones are completely drowned out by the sweet aromatic diesel cream that seems to spill over the hidden strawberry fields during exhale. Trilogy falls just short of capitalizing on its insane flavor profile. The buds smell almost exactly the way they taste; its smells like there's a tease of a sweeter honey brewing among the cherry diesel overtones of the strain. Visually, Trilogy its gorgeous. Light green fields are saturated in deep green hues right below a dazzling spectacle of white crystals. Every nugget feels firm, dense, and yet so so soft to the touch; your fingers will look like they were rolled in crystals just after a single squeeze. The friendly euphoria that accompanies Trilogy is honestly what makes this strain so memorable. It's a pleasure cracking open the soft dense nugs. It's a pleasure tasting the insane assortment of diesel and fruit undertones (despite how infuriated you may feel that the flavors short sell themselves). It's a pleasure feeling the incredibly friendly, relaxing, euphoric high that follows. Trilogy is honestly ALWAYS a safe bet. Overall: 7/10 This strain is a must try for ANY patient living in the Maryland area. If its one of those days you don't know what to get, Trilogy is a safe bet!