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WARNING: Nothing like it. At first, I thought it was laced with tranquillisers... I am an accredited stoner with 25 years of experience in the industry of getting stoned. It is safe to say I saw a lot of weed in my life. Subsequently, believe me when I say few strains are as memorably potent as this one... I like my weed violently strong, to **** me up after a long day at work, as strong as if Mike Tyson just upper cut me. It is so strong that just by thinking of it, I can feel Mike Tyson's fist coming inside of me. The taste isn't really anything memorable, just tastes like any other non-fruity strain you probably smoked in your life time. However, I first smoked this strain to nurse a hangover. Believe me, it hit so hard my sense of depth started feeling distorted. I was genuinely concerned my dealer bought weed laced with tranquillisers, only to be surprised to find out it is genuinely that strong. HOLY MOLY WOWAWOWAH. I have seriously been thinking hard about past comparable strains, only to end up making self reflection on wether this habit ruined my life. I would've saved so much money if I never touched that first joint... Oh god... My addiction has pushed the people I love most in my life away from me. It is so strong that I remember my girlfriend of 10 years leaving me, giving me an ultimatum at the door, telling me while crying 'Jake... I can't even look at you anymore. It hurts me to see you sedate yourself to hide the pain after work... Where is the kind loving man I feel in love with?? I can't even recognise you anymore. I packed my bags Jake, it is hard for me to do this but it's either me or your addiction'. I loved Elsa so much, I don't think I'll ever meet anyone like her again. She was so amazing I wished I never knew her. I'm scared that I'm too old to start fresh... The memories... They're coming back... This is why I don't like being alone with my thoughts, and weed is my only friend. It is a vicious cycle. It is a super strong strain! I think in the end the strain resembles Stardawg OG (UK). I give it a solid 4/5.

Be the Jungle. Try Guava. The scent of this earthy delight has tones of fruity juiciness and grandma's kitchen 'erbs. When smoking this strain, it gives an uplifting feeling as well as zings throughout your body. The wackie wackie also later feels like a being hit by an ice cream truck once the full effect kicks in. I sat down with my mates looking like sloths having a cardiac arrest. I was snailing through my seedy snacks, reflecting on the life and Croatia's recent adoption of the euro. Ideally, I would consume this strain on a tropical island beach on a golden hour afternoon, where you have a snack and a soft drink that went flat while drinking it through the day. I want to thank the creators of this strain for its balanced effects and relatively pleasant strength, god bless you. Next time glad to go on holiday, consider visiting Croatia. I will gladly invite you to my city of Rijeka which feels quite different from the rest of Croatia. Come visit before things become more expensive because of our adoption of the Euro, I am worried for my country's economy...