Chocolope reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Chocolope.
Lacks the punch of better sativas (Jack/Acapulco Gold) and adds an unwelcome glitchy/forgetful element that people don't want for a daytime hybrid for during the week.
October 4, 2020
Enjoy this one
Happy with service at Oasis.
Fast and friendly
First impressions on an oz coming in at just over 17% THC:
1. Strange flavor profile. Veteran smokers will appreciate the taste.
2. Hits fast!
3. Rivals Durban Poison in its energy boosting benefits.
4. Clear headed.
5. It’s like seeing the world in HD.
6. Take it slow, newbies.
7. Try it if you find it!
Great to use during the day. It was my go to strain right before a yoga session.
Feeling focused, creative and generally good.
Goodbye depression, anxiety, pain! Perfect strain 4 fibromyalgia and pmdd. Daytime only, or if you must hustle.
I picked this up from Harmony Dispensary in NJ. I’ve always wanted to try a chocolate strain since “chocolate haze” from my younger years that was Schwag sprayed with some chocolate 😂
Smell/Look/Taste: Upon opening the bag you immediately get a whiff of some earthy cocoa-coconut Aroma. The buds were surprisingly trichomey and does not at all look like a 14.6% THCa testing strain. There are plenty of orange hairs crawling on these bugs with hints of a light lavender purple accent scattered throughout the buds, primarily where it connects to a stem/vein/bottom of the buds. I’m still recovering from chronic vape tongue so I could only faintly detect a taste on the exhale. It’s got a faint pancake/waffle taste, perhaps reminiscent of a chocolate chip pancake with ALOT less sugar.
Effects: haze genetics typically make me feel somewhat disoriented or “hazy” and forgetful. This particular sativa didn’t affect me that way, but instead of energizing me similar to a cup of coffee this one is mellow while still being very cerebral. Great for stress!!
I was trying it yesterday morning and day and wound up napping because it made me so relaxed on a rainy day. I had issues sleeping last night due to stress, despite smoking stuff that should’ve had me out before the blunt. Based on my experience early in the day I decided to risk packing a bowl of this after my bedtime blunt; and it took off all that mental anxiety and let the indica do its magic! I was able to get relaxed and fall asleep very shortly after.
Definitely a good anytime mental relaxation strain with a unique scent.
September 27, 2019
I’ve always heard about Chocolope but as an Indica fan I tend to stay away from the more potent sativas, last night I tried Chocolope and I have to say this strain is freaking incredible, it is definitely a pure sativa strain and you’ll feel it as soon as you hit it, It is a daytime strain but can be smoked whenever. I felt it immediately in my head and nowhere else but I was extremely clear headed and ready to do anything it was like drinking some strong coffee it immediately woke me up and had me functional and doing stuff, the taste was amazing as well. Definitely give this Sativa a shot whenever you have a chance as it’s most definitely worth it.
I'm dead saying this shit slaps ode. I'm so deadass y'all. I smoked this shit w a lot of my friends. Got a Q and we smoked that whole bitch. Bro I had a dream that i woke up and it reproduced itself. bro nothing has ever rose to this flower's level of perfection, i'm deadass if John Stamos could be bud, it would b this. Yes, John Stamos, mans is so fine, and if you're saying you wouldn't pipe, you'er extremely bugged. Ok dude literally my favorite thing I've ever used to jeopardize the health of my lungs. So fire............ omg.