Chocolope reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Chocolope.
This particular strain of Sativa was by far my top favorite, it gave off an ongoing energy and most importantly made me forget about the pain I was in prior to smoking. Glad Urban Greenhouse carries this alongside many different strains which I have not yet tried but definitely will!
Liked the headish postponed lift.. Tasted like I walked into some perfume and took an unexpected whiff lmao 🤔😂✌
I am just getting into the world of knowing what strain I'm smoking and always thought I liked Sativa's over Indica's. But this one reminds me of most of the things I didn't like about the "bad" batches I'd get in town instead of from a dispenser. the flavour and knocking my out 4 hours early were appreciated but other than that, I wouldn't choose this one as a first choice that's for sure. I got the munchies HARD CORE which may be the only reason I fell asleep so easily tbh. I didn't get a body or mind trip. basically all I could think of was food. I didn't have any paranoia which was nice but I heard shit that wasn't even there the whole time I was awake. I don't like weed making me feel like a nut. Needless to say, in continuation of my first statement: buying a variety pack helps beginners figure out what they prefer, in general and I definitely recommend it. CuZ if I'd gone and just bought a ton of Sativa's I'd have been truly disappointed since every indica I've had so far gives me everything I look for in a bud.
if you're looking for a strain to motivate you to do a project, whether it's cleaning or something more creative, this is a good choice. my experience with this one is a kind of gentle but insistent impetus to get out of your chair and do something creative; it kind of won't let you veg out - and this effect lasts for 2-3 hours. possibly similar to space queen. less 'jittery' than allen wrench or cinex. not mental, 'head-y' - it won't get you too involved with your thoughts, which probably makes it a good choice for people who tend to avoid sativas because of the mental stuff - this one's gentle, happy.
This is a fluffy strain! You feel like you're on a big fluffy cloud. This strain makes you reminisce about the past, it's so fun! I was picturing myself playing with Legos and destroying them with dinosaurs. It's fun in my head with chocolope!!! Keeps you awake so don't use at night unless edibles are combined and then you're a laughing lazy cow.
A great all-around daytime strain, Chocolope eases my worries and helps me get stuff done that I would be otherwise too stressed to handle. I have ADD and GAD, which often leaves me with the compulsion to procrastinate. Chocolope changes that completely with it's head-clearing, uplifting effects. All of a sudden doing laundry, cooking, cleaning and running errands doesn't feel like too much. This strain lifts the weight of the world off my shoulders and makes me want to do stuff!
The taste is amazing, by the way. A distinct aftertaste of cocoa off a smooth, buttery cloud of happiness. Chocolope is like a cup of hot chocolate on a cold, rainy day.
EDIT: I've recently gotten my hands on an oddly inbred Chocolope x Thai cross. Not to be confused with Chocolate Thai, the parent of Chocolope and descendant of Thai, Chocolope x Thai seems to have a sweeter, milkier flavor profile, and a more euphoric effect. If you love Chocolope, take the opportunity to grab some of this. I got it at Karuna on Victoria Drive. This stuff annihilates anxiety!
This is the definition of a hard hitting Sativa. This strain will knock you out of the park whilst allowing you to keep a clear head and being focused. The post-high buzz leaves you with a glimmer of happiness and motivation for a few hours.
January 24, 2017
I have had this Strain on multiple occasions and it just makes me feel so much better. It's a great strain to relax but still engage in intellectual conversation.