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ALASKAN THUNDER FUCK (14 PACK PRE-ROLL)

MAUI WOWIE 1.25G PRE-ROLL BLUNT

MEGAN FOXXX (7 GRAM SMALLS)

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Clockwork Orange is a sinister hybrid with cult status. Once a clone-only elite, this G13 x Black Widow cross brings a powerful fusion of hazy mental elevation and couch-locking indica weight. Small and bushy in stature, but massive in effect this strain is not for beginners. It hits fast, hits hard, and takes you on a trip that’s equal parts cerebral chaos and physical sedation. Growers love it. Veterans crave it. You’ve been warned.

CLOCKWORK ORANGE

A bold, high-THC hybrid that hits with a stanky, dense smoke and an unmistakable presence. The thick, powerful clouds deliver a creative, uplifting experience that’s perfect for sparking inspiration or unwinding after a long day. Its pungent, glistening buds pack a punch, and the effects are deeply relaxing while lifting your mood. Whether you’re dealing with stress or just looking to elevate your vibe, Gas Face delivers a potent, memorable experience with every puff.

GAS FACE

This one lights up fast — a heady sativa that slaps you awake and keeps you sharp. Miami Heat fuels your focus, boosts your mood, and hits with that high-energy, full-court press.Expect bright citrus and sweet grape on the inhale, with a funky skunk finish that lingers. It’s loud in both flavor and effect, perfect for creatives, grinders, or anyone trying to stay in the zone.

MIAMI HEAT (14 GRAMS)

Don’t let the playful name fool you — Frosted Flakes is a heavy-hitting indica-dominant hybrid that’s more knockout than nostalgia. Known for its frosty trichomes and sweet, creamy flavor with hints of vanilla, sugar, and gas, this strain lives up to its cereal-inspired name.Effects hit smooth and settle in heavy: relaxation, euphoria, and that hazy “melt-into-the-couch” vibe. Great for end-of-day wind-downs, pain relief, or just zoning out in front of your favorite show. Some batches lean more sedating, so save it for when the day’s done.

FROSTED FLAKES (14 GRAMS)

Elevate your experience with our DANK Randy Marsh Pre-Roll 7 Pack. This dynamic hybrid emerges from the stellar combination of Apples and Bananas with Gary Payton, delivering swift and profound effects. Each pre-roll invites you into a realm of intense euphoria and sharp mental clarity that sparks a surge of energy and creativity. Known for its instant impact, Randy Marsh wraps you in a cerebral embrace that enhances focus and brings a joyful burst of laughter. Perfect for those moments when you need a quick lift to elevate your day, these pre-rolls promise a memorable and invigorating journey with every puff.

RANDY MARSH (7 PACK PRE-ROLL)

Drift into deep relaxation with our DANK Pre-Roll 7 Pack featuring Alien Cookies, a rare hybrid crafted from the stellar genetics of GSC and Aliendawg. Each pre-roll is packed with glistening trichome-rich flower, delivering a smooth smoke infused with rich vanilla and earthy tones that linger on the palate. Renowned for its calming euphoria and full-body relaxation, Alien Cookies is your ideal companion for evening unwinds or stress-filled days. Expect a blissful lift paired with soothing relief from anxiety, tension, and the occasional cosmic craving. Whether you're kicking back solo or settling into a chill night with friends, this 7 Pack offers a premium escape—one puff closer to out-of-this-world serenity.

ALIEN COOKIES (7 PACK PRE-ROLL)

Sunset Cookies merges uplifting energy with a focus-enhancing buzz, making it a favorite for those needing to stay active and engaged. Known for its ability to spark conversation, this hybrid strain boasts a crisp, citrusy aroma underscored by its dominant terpene, limonene. Ideal for combating stress, anxiety, and depression, Sunset Cookies delivers a lively yet relaxed experience that enriches daytime activities or social gatherings. Enjoy the bright, engaging effects that help you navigate through your day with a smile.

SUNSET COOKIES

A half gram (0.5G) pre-roll blunt of premium DANK Cheese & Chong flower rolled in fresh hemp wrap with a glass tip. Dive into the distinctive world of Cheese & Chong, a sativa-dominant hybrid that marries the pungent profiles of Cheese with the uplifting effects of Casey Jones. Known for its invigorating high, this strain is celebrated by experienced cannabis enthusiasts for its ability to energize the mind while providing relief from pain and stress. The buds emit a robust aroma of sharp cheese mixed with earthy notes, enticing your senses and setting the stage for a euphoric experience. Ideal for moments when you need a joyful boost, Cheese & Chong pre-rolls are your ticket to a blissful escape.

CHEESE & CHONG 0.5G PRE-ROLL BLUNT

A half gram (0.5G) pre-roll blunt of premium DANK Alaskan Thunder Fuck flower rolled in fresh hemp wrap with a glass tip. Embark on a legendary journey with the Alaskan Thunderfuck, a sativa strain hailing from the frosty peaks of Alaska's Matanuska Valley. This iconic strain, also known as ATF, Matanuska Thunder Fuck, or Matanuska Tundra, began as a Northern California sativa crossed with Russian Ruderalis, later enriched with Afghani genetics to enhance its robustness. Alaskan Thunderfuck is revered for its large, frost-coated buds that release intense aromas of pine, lemon, menthol, and skunk. Experience a high that is both relaxing and euphorically intense, known for its gradual "creeper" effect and significant appetite stimulation. Unleash the bold spirit of Alaska with each puff of our DANK Alaskan Thunderfuck pre-roll.

ALASKAN THUNDER FUCK 0.5G PRE-ROLL BLUNT

Step into a world of enchantment with Cinderella Jack, a robust sativa forged from the legendary strains of Cinderella 99, Jack Herer, and Magnum. This dynamic blend results in a vibrant tapestry of pine, herbal, and bright citrus flavors, captivating both the palate and the senses. Boasting a high THC content, Cinderella Jack delivers a rush of euphoria, igniting creativity and focus that's perfect for cutting through the day’s fog. Ideal for those seasoned in the cannabis journey, this strain empowers users to tackle stress, depression, and fatigue with renewed vigor. Whether morning, noon, or night, Cinderella Jack is your key to a magically productive day.

CINDERELLA JACK

Ignite your day with Banana Diesel ,in our 14 Pack which brings together 14 hand-selected pre-rolls, perfectly packed for any mood, moment, or mission. a vibrant hybrid that harmonizes the invigorating effects of Banana Kush and Super Sour Diesel. This strain offers a refreshing jolt of energy paired with an unwavering focus, perfect for creative endeavors or lively conversations. Featuring robust THC levels, Banana Diesel is renowned for its sweet, fruity aroma that transitions into a tangy flavor experience. Ideal for combating stress and pain, it also acts as a potent appetite stimulant, making it a top choice for managing mood or weight challenges without the sluggishness

BANANA DIESEL (14 PACK PRE-ROLL)

A one gram (1G) pre-roll blunt of premium DANK Strawberry Coughflower rolled in fresh hemp wrap coated in Kief with a glass tip and infused with 50MG of concentrate. Strawberry Cough, with its distinct fresh strawberry scent and potent sativa effects, offers an expansive experience that even seasoned consumers notice. Thought to be a blend of Haze and Strawberry Fields, its skunky berry flavor and uplifting euphoria make it a favorite for managing stress, energizing the mind, and fostering social interaction. A perfect strain for uplifting spirits and easing anxiety or depression, Strawberry Cough is a go-to for a joyful, talkative, and energetic boost.

STRAWBERRY COUGH 1G INFUSED BLUNT

Berry White, a distinguished hybrid, combines the legendary genetics of Blueberry and White Widow. Known for its balanced effects, Berry White provides relaxation and eases stress while elevating mood with a touch of euphoria. Ideal for social interactions and sparking creativity, it inspires an upbeat atmosphere. The buds of Berry White emit a delicate aroma of sour berries and pine, with flavors that mirror its fresh, inviting scent. Adorned with a vivid blue hue and highlighted by vibrant orange hairs, this strain is as pleasing to the eye as it is to the palate, making it a favorite for both relaxation and social engagements.

BERRY WHITE

Jack And Cheese is a dynamic hybrid strain, predominantly sativa, offering an uplifting and cerebral experience. This strain boasts a notable THC content that ensures a potent impact, ideal for those with a higher tolerance or experienced consumers looking for a robust session. The effects of Jack And Cheese are known for their invigorating quality, sparking creativity and providing an energetic boost that can brighten any day. While the origins of its genetics remain a mystery, this strain captivates with a unique flavor profile that hints at sharp, cheesy notes blended with an earthy undertone, making each experience both intriguing and enjoyable. Perfect for daytime use, Jack And Cheese keeps you motivated and mentally charged.

JACK AND CHEESE (7 GRAM SMALLS)

A half gram (0.5G) pre-roll blunt of premium DANK Purple Haze flower rolled in fresh hemp wrap coated in Kief with a glass tip and infused with 50MG of concentrate. Purple Haze electrifies the senses, channeling Jimi Hendrix's legendary sound into a vibrant burst of creativity and energy. This sativa strain, adorned in hues of lavender, offers a euphoric escape into blissful contentment, igniting creativity and conversation. With roots tracing back to Purple Thai and Haze, it delivers an exquisite blend of sweet, earthy flavors, accented by berry and a hint of sharp spice. A timeless choice for those seeking to elevate their day and push stress, anxiety, and depression to the background.

PURPLE HAZE 0.5G INFUSED BLUNT

Discover Purple Panty Dropper by DANK By Definition. This indica-dominant hybrid brings aroused, sleepy, and hungry effects with a rich sweet aroma. The flavors of grape and lavender, along with Limonene, create a high-quality, unforgettable experience.

PURPLE PANTY DROPPER

A one gram (1G) pre-roll blunt of premium DANK Purple Haze flower rolled in fresh hemp wrap coated in Kief with a glass tip and infused with 50MG of concentrate. Elevate your senses with Purple Haze, the iconic sativa whose name echoes a psychedelic rock classic. Breathe in the sweet and earthy bouquet, with vibrant berry undertones and a spicy zest that tickles the palate. This legendary strain, believed to be born of Purple Thai and Haze lineage, offers an electrifying cerebral buzz that ignites creativity and ushers in a wave of euphoria. Embrace the burst of energy and a world of color as Purple Haze's dreamlike stimulation takes you on a high-flying journey through blissful contentment.

PURPLE HAZE 1G INFUSED BLUNT

Alaskan Thunder Fuck (also referred to as ATF, Matanuska Thunder Fuck or Matanuska Tundra) is a legendary sativa marijuana strain originating in the Matanuska Valley area of Alaska. According to the legend, it was originally a Northern California sativa crossed with a Russian Ruderalis, but sometime in the late 70s it was crossed with Afghani genetics to make it heartier. Alaskan Thunder Fuck usually presents large, beautifully frosted buds with incredibly strong odors of pine, lemon, menthol, and skunk. Known for possessing a relaxing yet intensely euphoric high, it is also described as having a “creeper” effect as well as pronounced appetite enhancement.

ALASKAN THUNDERFUCK

Blueberry Muffin feels warm, calm, and comforting. A gentle wave of relaxation settles in, easing the body while keeping the mind peaceful and content. Cozy, smooth, and stress-free — the kind of high that feels like slowing down and enjoying the moment.

BLUEBERRY MUFFIN (14 GRAMS)

Thai-Tanic — A chocolatey sativa classic that hits with a trippy, heady rush and keeps the vibes soaring. Fast, potent, and resin-rich — a true cerebral ride that will not disappoint.

THAI-TANIC (3.5G BAG)

A bold, high-THC hybrid that hits with a stanky, dense smoke and an unmistakable presence. The thick, powerful clouds deliver a creative, uplifting experience that’s perfect for sparking inspiration or unwinding after a long day. Its pungent, glistening buds pack a punch, and the effects are deeply relaxing while lifting your mood. Whether you’re dealing with stress or just looking to elevate your vibe, Gas Face delivers a potent, memorable experience with every puff.

GAS FACE (14 GRAMS

Cousin Vinny — Smooth berry-and-cream flavor with a touch of spice, this hybrid brings an instant mood boost and social spark before easing into warm, relaxed body vibes. The kind of high that makes every room feel lighter.

COUSIN VINNY (14 GRAMS)

Cake Crasher starts dreamy and creative, then slowly pulls you into full relaxation. A hazy, euphoric headspace eases stress up front, followed by a heavy body calm that settles you into the couch. Smooth, soothing, and best saved for when you’re ready to fully unwind.

CAKE CRASHER

Sour OG hits fast and hits right. An energetic, clear-headed rush kicks things off, sharpening the mind before melting into a smooth, full-body calm. Balanced, powerful, and deeply satisfying — a little goes a long way with this classic, feel-good high.

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