DANK BY DEFINITION is a New York State-based brand founded by a group of New York state cannabis experts and New York hospitality enthusiasts. Our mission is to provide premium quality cannabis products and experiences for our culture and our city.

ALASKAN THUNDER FUCK (14 PACK PRE-ROLL)

MAUI WOWIE 1.25G PRE-ROLL BLUNT

MEGAN FOXXX (7 GRAM SMALLS)

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A half gram (0.5G) pre-roll joint of premium DANK Grease Monkey flower rolled in classic joint paper. Dive into the indulgent relaxation of Grease Monkey, a sweet hybrid strain with a potent blend of earthy and skunky overtones. Born from the union of GG4 and Cookies and Cream, this strain delivers a lazy, munchie-fueled body buzz that effectively eases chronic pain, nausea, and stress. While it straddles the line between relaxation and sedation, Grease Monkey's deep calming effects may guide some towards a restful sleep, making it perfect for unwinding after a long day. Enjoy the soothing embrace of this hybrid as it softens the edges of your day.

GREASE MONKEY 0.5G JOINT

A 1.35 gram pre-roll blunt of premium DANK Pineapple Express flower rolled in fresh hemp with a glass tip and infused with 100MG of concentrate. Pineapple Express is a sativa-dominant hybrid strain made by crossing Trainwreck with Hawaiian. While this strain rose to fame on the silver screen in 2008 amidst the release of Pineapple Express, it is a real strain that you can find on the shelves of dispensaries across the country. Since then, this strain has become a favorite in the hearts and minds of cannabis lovers. Pineapple Express produces long-lasting energetic effects that you can feel right away. It may make you feel buzzy, alert, and creative. The best time to smoke Pineapple Express is best in the morning, afternoon, or early evening hours. In terms of flavor, this strain packs a punch to your pallet with bright citrus notes infused with pineapple and earthy pine.

PINEAPPLE EXPRESS 1.35G PRE-ROLL INFUSED BLUNT

A pre-roll joint of premium DANK MIMOSA flower rolled in classic joint paper. Experience the vibrant wakefulness of Mimosa, a sparkling hybrid that dances between Clementine and Purple Punch. This strain is a masterpiece of mood enhancement, offering a burst of euphoria that ignites creativity and motivation. With every inhale, expect a symphony of fruity and citrus flavors, mirroring the classic brunch cocktail after which it's named. Mimosa is perfect for those looking to add a splash of energy to their day or to unwind gently into relaxed bliss with larger doses. Ideal for combatting stress and depression, it’s a daytime delight that keeps you moving forward with a smile.

MIMOSA 1G PRE-ROLL JOINT

A 1.1G pre-roll joint of premium DANK Sour Diesel flower rolled in classic joint paper and infused with 100MG of concentrate. NYC Sour Diesel surges through the bustling streets of your mind, offering a sativa-driven journey that eventually nestles into a serene, full-bodied relaxation. Its signature aroma, a vivid bouquet of pungent lime and tart grapefruit, heralds its prestigious lineage—a five-time Cannabis Cup champion. Engaging and sociable, NYC Sour Diesel fuels conversation, making it a top pick for both social butterflies and those seeking a respite from the grip of anxiety, without the fear of heightened paranoia. This strain is the city's pulse in plant form, energizing and uplifting, perfect for tackling the urban jungle's daily stress.

SOUR DIESEL 1.1G INFUSED JOINT

Drift into the delightful fusion of Blueberry Haze, where the sweet, succulent flavors of Blueberry blend seamlessly with the uplifting vibes of Haze. This hybrid strain invites you on a euphoric journey, tantalizing your taste buds while lifting your spirits to new heights. Perfect for those seeking a happy escape, Blueberry Haze offers a gentle yet profound high. Take it slow with this dreamy delight; too much and you may find yourself floating off to a blissful slumber in the clouds.

BLUEBERRY HAZE

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Space Jam is a balanced hybrid that puts your mind in orbit while keeping your body light and easy. Expect a euphoric lift, creative energy, and a laser-sharp focus that feels like you're floating in your own galaxy. The flavor? Fruity with a cosmic twist — think berries, citrus, and just a hint of sweet earth on the exhale. Perfect for zoning in, vibing out, or tapping into that wild inner genius.

SPACE JAM

Fuel your focus with our DANK Pre-Roll 7 Pack featuring Jack and Cheese, a bold, sativa-leaning hybrid that delivers an energizing and cerebral ride. Known for its potent THC levels and invigorating effects, this strain is crafted for seasoned consumers seeking a powerful boost in creativity, motivation, and mental clarity. Each pre-roll bursts with sharp, cheesy notes balanced by earthy undertones, offering a flavor as unique as the strain’s mysterious lineage. Whether you're tackling a passion project or powering through your day, Jack and Cheese is your ideal daytime companion. With seven meticulously rolled joints in every pack, this set is perfect for staying lifted and laser-focused, anytime inspiration strikes.

JACK AND CHEESE (7 PACK PRE-ROLL)

Elevate your smoking experience with our DANK Pre-Roll 7 Pack featuring RS-11. This hybrid strain delivers talkative, happy, and focused effects, making it ideal for social gatherings and productive moments. Enjoy the sweet and spicy aroma paired with a refreshing tropical citrus flavor. These pre-rolls provide a consistently rich and enjoyable high. Perfect for any occasion, our RS-11 pre-rolls offer quality and convenience in every pack.

RS-11 (7 PACK PRE-ROLL)

A 1.35 gram pre-roll blunt of premium DANK Melonade flower, rolled in fresh hemp with a glass tip and infused with 100MG of concentrate. Melonade—a zesty, flavor-packed sativa that delivers pure refreshment with every hit. Bursting with bright citrus, juicy melon, and a hint of tropical sweetness, this strain is a mouthwatering experience from start to finish. The high? Euphoric, uplifting, and dialed in, making it perfect for boosting creativity, sparking conversation, or powering through an afternoon slump. Whether you're on the move or just vibing out, Melonade keeps the energy high, the flavors bold, and the experience undeniably DANK.

MELONADE 1.35G PRE-ROLL INFUSED BLUNT

Cinderella 99, affectionately known as "C99" or "Cindy," is a sativa-dominant hybrid celebrated for its potent cerebral effects and sweet fruity flavors. Developed by Mr. Soul of Brothers Grimm from seeds found in a Jack Herer package in Amsterdam, this strain is a favorite among indoor growers due to its compact size, high yields, and swift flowering times. Its uplifting effects are perfect for tackling fatigue and stress, offering a burst of creative energy that enhances mood and mental clarity, making Cinderella 99 a delightful choice for daytime use.

CINDERELLA 99 (14 GRAMS)

Smooth, balanced, and always clutch — Larry Bird is that hybrid that hits from all angles. Expect a euphoric lift that sharpens the mind, followed by a relaxed body buzz that doesn't slow you down. It's the perfect strain to vibe out, get creative, or just feel good without getting glued to the couch.Flavors are clean and complex — sweet lemon, creamy pine, and a hint of earth, making every hit feel like a fast break to flavor town.

LARRY BIRD (14 GRAMS)

Sun-grown DANK flower cultivated outdoors using natural sunlight to develop bold flavor, rich profiles, and full-spectrum character.

Kosher Kush delivers rich earth, fruit, and classic OG depth with a heavy, slow-building finish. The high settles deep into the body, bringing calm, stillness, and full release. Strong, timeless, and unmistakably loud. Built for late nights and real recovery. From the Hudson Valley to New York’s top dispensaries, this is DANK by definition.

Strain Type: Indica
Flavor Notes: Earth • OG • Fruit • Spice
Aroma: Pungent • Rich • Herbal
Effects: Relaxing • Heavy • Sedating
Experience: Deep • Potent • Grounded
Best For: Evenings • Sleep • Unwinding

KOSHER KUSH (1 OZ)

A 7 pack of pre-roll joints with premium DANK flower rolled in classic joint paper.

Jelly Donutz delivers bold sweetness layered with creamy fruit and subtle gas. The high hits fast, lifting the mood before settling into calm, full-body balance. Loud in flavor, controlled in effect. Built for experienced consumers who expect more. From the Hudson Valley to New York’s top dispensaries, this is DANK by definition.

Strain Type: Hybrid
Flavor Notes: Candy • Cream • Fruit • Sweet
Aroma: Sugary • Funky • Soft Diesel
Effects: Euphoric • Relaxing • Uplifting
Experience: Potent • Balanced • Long-Lasting
Best For: Day-to-Night • Social Use • Wind Down

JELLY DONUTZ (7 PACK PRE-ROLL)

A 5 pack of infused pre-roll joints with premium DANK flower rolled in classic joint paper and infused with concentrate.

Sour Sorbet blends creamy citrus sweetness with sharp diesel undertones for a smooth, layered smoke. The high opens with bright euphoria before settling into deep physical calm. Balanced, flavorful, and quietly heavy-hitting. Built for consistency and crafted for impact. From the Hudson Valley to New York’s top dispensaries, this is DANK by definition.

Strain Type: Indica-Leaning Hybrid
Flavor Notes: Citrus • Cream • Vanilla • Sour
Aroma: Sweet • Gassy • Fruity
Effects: Euphoric • Relaxing • Calming
Experience: Smooth • Potent • Grounded
Best For: Evening • Wind Down • Rest"

SOUR SORBET (5 PACK PRE-ROLL)

A 7 pack of pre-roll joints with premium DANK flower rolled in classic joint paper.

Mango Haze blends tropical sweetness with classic haze depth for a bright, energetic smoke. The high lifts quickly, fueling creativity and motivation while staying grounded. Light, refreshing, and mentally clear. Built for movement and momentum. From the Hudson Valley to New York’s top dispensaries, this is DANK by definition.

Strain Type: Hybrid (Balanced)
Flavor Notes: Mango • Tropical • Sweet • Haze
Aroma: Fruity • Floral • Earthy
Effects: Energizing • Creative • Uplifting
Experience: Light • Focused • Smooth
Best For: Daytime • Activity • Productivity

MANGO HAZE (7 PACK PRE-ROLL)

A 7 pack of pre-roll joints with premium DANK flower rolled in classic joint paper.

Pineapple Express delivers bright citrus, pineapple, and pine notes in a lively, smooth smoke. The high is fast, creative, and mentally sharp with gentle body ease. Energizing without overstimulation. A modern classic built for all-day use. From the Hudson Valley to New York’s top dispensaries, this is DANK by definition.

Strain Type: Sativa-Dominant Hybrid
Flavor Notes: Pineapple • Citrus • Pine • Sweet
Aroma: Tropical • Fresh • Earthy
Effects: Energizing • Focused • Euphoric
Experience: Clear • Uplifting • Balanced
Best For: Morning • Afternoon • Creative Work

PINEAPPLE EXPRESS (7 PACK PRE-ROLL)

"Indoor-grown DANK flower cultivated in a controlled environment for maximum quality, consistency, and expression.

Purple Punch layers grape candy, blueberry, and vanilla sweetness into a rich, dessert-forward smoke. The high lands fast before melting into full-body calm. Comforting, indulgent, and quietly powerful. Built for slow nights and deep rest. From the Hudson Valley to New York’s top dispensaries, this is DANK by definition.

Strain Type: Indica-Dominant Hybrid
Flavor Notes: Grape • Blueberry • Vanilla • Sweet
Aroma: Fruity • Candy • Herbal
Effects: Euphoric • Relaxing • Sedating
Experience: Cozy • Heavy • Smooth
Best For: Evenings • Sleep • Unwinding"

PURPLE PUNCH

A 5 pack of infused pre-roll joints with premium DANK flower rolled in classic joint paper and infused with concentrate.

Dank N Donuts blends sweet bakery notes with deep gas undertones for a rich, comforting smoke. The high lifts the mood quickly before easing into warm, full-body calm. Cozy, steady, and quietly addictive. Built for everyday enjoyment without compromise. From the Hudson Valley to New York’s top dispensaries, this is DANK by definition.

Strain Type: Hybrid
Flavor Notes: Pastry • Sweet • Gas • Cream
Aroma: Sugary • Funky • Warm
Effects: Happy • Relaxing • Euphoric
Experience: Smooth • Comforting • Balanced
Best For: Anytime • Stress Relief • Unwinding"

DANK N' DOUNTS (5 PACK PRE-ROLL)

Dank | Preroll | Super Lemon Haze | 0.5g

Super Lemon Haze delivers sharp citrus brightness layered with subtle sweetness and haze depth. The effect is energetic, focused, and mentally uplifting without losing control. Fast, vibrant, and unmistakably clear. Designed for momentum and built for performance. From the Hudson Valley to New York’s top dispensaries, this is DANK by definition.

Strain Type: Sativa-Dominant Hybrid
Flavor Notes: Lemon • Citrus • Candy • Sweet
Aroma: Zesty • Bright • Floral
Effects: Energizing • Euphoric • Creative
Experience: Uplifting • Focused • Lively
Best For: Daytime • Productivity • Social Use"

SUPER LEMON HAZE 0.5G PRE-ROLL JOINT

A one gram (1G) pre-roll joint of premium DANK Super Lemon Haze flower rolled in classic joint paper and infused with 100MG of concentrate. Super Lemon Haze is a zesty sativa-dominant hybrid known for its sharp lemony characteristics, originating from the Lemon Skunk and Super Silver Haze lineage. It's cherished for its energetic and lively effects, often sparking creativity and providing a quick mood boost, making it ideal for those seeking a cerebral experience along with a zingy citrus flavor profile. The strain also carries a sweet, candy-like aroma with hints of spice, rounding out its appeal as a refreshing choice for daytime use.

SUPER LEMON HAZE 1G INFUSED JOINT

A pre-roll joint of premium DANK Alaskan Thunder Fuck flower rolled in classic joint paper.
Alaskan Thunder Fuck (also referred to as ATF, Matanuska Thunder Fuck or Matanuska Tundra) is a legendary sativa marijuana strain originating in the Matanuska Valley area of Alaska. According to the legend, it was originally a Northern California sativa crossed with a Russian Ruderalis, but sometime in the late 70s it was crossed with Afghani genetics to make it heartier. Alaskan Thunder Fuck usually presents large, beautifully frosted buds with incredibly strong odors of pine, lemon, menthol, and skunk.

ALASKAN THUNDERFUCK 1G JOINT

Dive into the indulgent relaxation of Grease Monkey, a sweet hybrid strain with a potent blend of earthy and skunky overtones. Born from the union of GG4 and Cookies and Cream, this strain delivers a lazy, munchie-fueled body buzz that effectively eases chronic pain, nausea, and stress. While it straddles the line between relaxation and sedation, Grease Monkey's deep calming effects may guide some towards a restful sleep, making it perfect for unwinding after a long day. Enjoy the soothing embrace of this hybrid as it softens the edges of your day.

GREASE MONKEY (14 GRAMS)

This wild child of Green Crack, OG Kush, and Blue Dream is an indica-dominant hybrid that doesn’t hold back. Zesty lemon up front with that classic kush funk on the back end — bold flavor for bold heads.The high? Relaxed and lifted, with a slow slide into couch-lock. Perfect for knocking out pain, stress, or just knocking out, period. Great for late-night sessions and those chasing sleep like it owes them money.Charlie Sheen — winning, obviously.

CHARLIE SHEEN (14 GRAMS)

A one gram (1G) pre-roll blunt of premium DANK Purple Haze flower rolled in fresh hemp wrap coated in Kief with a glass tip and infused with 50MG of concentrate.

Elevate your senses with Purple Haze, the iconic sativa whose name echoes a psychedelic rock classic. Breathe in the sweet and earthy bouquet, with vibrant berry undertones and a spicy zest that tickles the palate. This legendary strain, believed to be born of Purple Thai and Haze lineage, offers an electrifying cerebral buzz that ignites creativity and ushers in a wave of euphoria. Embrace the burst of energy and a world of color as Purple Haze's dreamlike stimulation takes you on a high-flying journey through blissful contentment.

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