First Class Funk Smalls (14g) - Half Ounce

First Class Funk Smalls (14g) - Half Ounce
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Sum of Cannabinoids: 25.48% GMO x Jet Fuel Gelato First Class Funk is a potent hybrid strain that lives up to its audacious name, delivering a profoundly aromatic experience that is both complex and unforgettable. It is the genetic masterpiece of breeder Thug Pug Genetics, created by crossing two powerhouse parents: the notoriously funky and cheese-scented GMO Cookies (also known as Garlic, Mushroom, and Onion) with the immensely popular and sweet, gelato-like Jet Fuel Gelato. This union results in a sensory profile that is distinctly loud and multifaceted; users can expect a dominant, pungent aroma of damp earth, skunky cheese, and sharp fuel, often layered with surprising notes of sweet citrus and spicy pepper. The visual presentation is equally striking, with chunky, dense buds that exhibit deep purple and forest green colors, all blanketed under a thick layer of glittering trichomes. Emerging in the late 2010s, First Class Funk quickly carved out a reputation among connoisseurs for its intense effects and boundary-pushing aroma, cementing Thug Pug's status in the breeding community. The strain’s history is intrinsically linked to the modern quest for extreme potency and unique terpene profiles, leveraging the best of its legendary lineage. GMO Cookies contributes its heavy, relaxing physical structure and infamous funk, while Jet Fuel Gelato adds a sweeter, more cerebral dimension and a touch of creamy complexity. As a direct descendant of these modern classics, First Class Funk is regarded as a premium, top-shelf variety that exemplifies the innovative spirit of contemporary cannabis cultivation, offering a deeply immersive experience that is not for the faint of heart or nose. **NO DELIVERY FEES** **PAY WITH CASH, DEBIT CARD OR CONNECT A BANK ACCOUNT** **Your order contributes to providing donations through Sweetleaf Collective to low-income patients and veterans experiencing cancer, HIV, terminal illness, and PTSD.** **Effects & flavors are reported by users on our site. This is for informational purposes only and not intended as medical advice. Please consult your physician before changing any medical treatment.**
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