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Okay hear me out. Normally when I get high, my reading ability goes to shit... like it messes with my ability to comprehend letters. Something about the warped perception makes my dyslexia pop off in a bad way. Bubble bath defragged my brain and reawakened my compulsion to study. I opened up Renshuu and jumped back into the learning modules. Holy shit why does Japanese make so much sense? Whoa who organized all my internal file structures? Was it always this bright up here before? Wait shit yeah. I forgot how *fun* this is. Language is *exciting.* Dyslexia: the superpower! Or maybe the Rosetta Stone of weed? Tips for optimal experience: The flower is incredibly aromatic and terpene rich, so I would suggest low-temp means of consumption. I found that it overheated more easily than other strains. When ground it becomes quite fluffy. The scent wavers between floral/sage, sweet ginger ale, and bubblegum notes. Aside from my niche discovery of study potential, the more general take is: relaxation, sense of ease, quiets racing thoughts, feelings of clarity and comfort.

If you see this, get it. "Special MAC" is WORTH the price. It smells very much like Durban (another top shelfer) but more fresh like lemongrass. It tastes good the whole way through and hits with a smile, giggles, then pleasant tingly bubble sensations in the chest and throughout the body, like sparkling champagne or getting massaged by hot tub jets. This is what premium weed is supposed to feel like. Stoned and happy! (Shout-out to our budtender who "misread" the weight and gave us a nicer nug than we paid for. You've got new loyal customers!)

My encounters with this strain were as exotic and surprising as its reputation. I was originally put off this strain based on the smell from the lit house jar, so I didn't buy. A few months later, I was shopping for sativa hybrids like usual (I'm the type to get an ambulance siren level panic attack from indica couch lock) and the very wise budtender behind the stock counter was eavesdropping, and for the free promo opted to put the 530 Red Dragon pre-roll in my order, and I am indebted to him, that absolute wizard. I don't smoke, so I put a lil portion of the roll in my g pen dash instead. The flavor and aroma were mild cheesy-sweet up front, but deeper in it had me strolling through a foreign spice market, or walking by a curry restaurant. It then induced a deep internal calm, a sort of centering of gravity, and the poison of stress and tension drained from my body, and with them, my aches and pains as well. The only drawback is how sharply it can kill your conversation ability, so don't bring it to an upbeat social gathering. If you are like me and need a healing lounge sesh after an exhausting work day that ISN'T imprisonedindacouch, I highly recommend this strange and special breed.