Mango Haze
9/11/2018
I was with my buddy JBC. We were chilling after work at Crush Coffeeshop. We picked a gram of Mango Haze because my buddy JBC is a bit of a lightweight and I didn’t want to paralyse him completely. We toked one up and were feeling pretty relaxed, tonnes of giggles and then the munchies struck! I tried to challenge him to Rock, Paper, Scissors to see who was going to go to the counter and get the M&M’s but he wouldn’t bite, so I had to take one for the team. I got up and rushed to the counter to make the trip as quick and painless as possible. Then, boom, wtf, a man standing in front of me just hit the deck like a sack of potatoes. He was like 60. I freaked out. He was out for the count. Everyone was talking French to each other trying to help him... but we were in Amsterdam. I was majorly bombed. This is not a good place to collapse fella. I offered to call an Ambulance or help in some way but people were ignoring me. I shouted into the shop for any family. Low and behold the wife was in the corner. I said you’re husband has collapsed. Do you know what she said???? “Oh, of course he has”. She took about 5 mins to get there herself the stoned mess. Anyway, it was just low blood sugar, I bought the neglected soul a can of cola and he was sweet as a nut again. But aye, i’ll not be smoking Mango Haze again anytime soon and me mate JBC will be going to the counter next time.
P.s They didn’t even have M&M’s - had to settle for 2 Kinder Buenos.