D........y

So to be ironic, some mellow fellows and I smoked some wedding cake before eating wedding cake at a wedding where the wedding guests were also eating wedding cake. What a glorious thing, wedding cake. Embrace the cliché, this is now my absolute favorite strain. How I ended up with a random wife, idk.

Words can't describe how in love I am. I bought a couple pre-rolls of Green Cush from Collective Elevation in Bozeman, MT. My oh my, what a time to be alive. Finally a reliable new best friend that can keep me going even when I don't want to. The longer I medicate, the harder it is to achieve relief. Not only is this my new go to strain—it got me energetically buzzed with only a few puffs. No more hopelessly depressed sunny days. I'm hooked, beyond 10/10.

Lionheart really is the true epitome of what I think a Higher Power would be. Their bud is incredible, their staff is amazing, and they will let you smell jars of the dankest buds. I wouldn't go anywhere besides Lionheart.