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smells and tastes like lavender, moldy lemon rind, and marshmallows, but like weird chemically marshmallows. i don't personally like that tbh. i like it a lot more as a joint than in a bong because joints almost completely destroy the taste, so it'd taste like burning with a little lavender vs moldy fruit left out in the sun next to a public pool that a bee landed on after polinating some lavender. i felt pretty good on it tho, thus the 3 stars. i'm autistic and noticed that my itchy shawl collar wasn't bothering me as much anymore. my chronic pain was also easier to handle. it didn't decrease my pain, but made it occupy less of my mind. made my tinnitis super loud tho.

this is the best tasting and smelling strain i've had so far. it's the only one that doesn't make me wanna brush my teeth or chew gum afterwards. still a little skunky, but with a burnt cookie kind of smell? smells like coffee when burned. tastes like you ate a hot lemon 10 minutes ago. kind of a rough hit but it kicks in very smoothly. didn't leave me with any dry mouth, but my eyes were pretty dry. my bud was a lot darker than the photo (but still sticky and potent smelling so i knew it wasn't old)

i have inattentive adhd and this is the first strain that's helped me focus. it also helped me deal with my joint pain. the pain was still there a bit, but it made me stop paying attention to it. seems like a good one to smoke a little bit of throughout the day. definitely sour, but also smelled kind of perfumey.

it's definitely called zoap for a reason. left a soapy taste in the back of my mouth, like the soapy taste in cilantro. has a really great body high, very tingly, and has made me insanely aroused everytime i've smoked it. leaves a hell of a lotta dry mouth though. also made my tinnitis super loud and multitonal.

pretty good 👌 kicks in a little slow. it helped with a lingering headache from a migraine, and muscle cramps and tremors related to cptsd. it didn't trigger the munchies like other strains. only bad things to say are it gave me major dry mouth & dry eyes (on top of the dry mouth & eyes i already have), and the couch lock is pretty strong. maybe not a negative for your purposes, but feeling like i was a magnet on a fridge and the fridge was my bed didn't ease my anxiety much.