Euphorium - Vashon Island
12/31/2019
Like shopping for pot from a bunch of carnies at the State Fair.
They want to sell you the most expensive, they don't listen to what you tell them you want, they give you too many choices, confuse you, then you get home and have spent more money than you planned and don't have the right kind of pot. (when you are up cleaning the bathroom at 3am and look to see that you paid for a Sativa when you specifically told them you wanted an indica, thank them for the nice indica to help you sleep...and yes, a Sativa hybrid is still a Sativa and NOT an indica.)
One guy gets me every time, I don't understand it, I ask for Indica. Get home and find I have a Sativa Hybrid. (but the bathroom is clean, and the refrigerator the week before that.)
Ask for NO CBD's, get CBD's. Get sold pot WITH NO THC at all, just THCA -- when I specifically said I don't give a f*ck about the THCA count, I only care about the THC counts. I want THC. I ask for THC, not THCA. If one more person tells me THCA is the same thing as THC I will never shop there again.
The whole place seems bait and switchy to me. If you don't know the EXACT strain you want, you will likely get home to find you have purchased something that you didn't want.
Have vision problems or specific needs, this is not the place for you.
They are extremely nice, the place is clean, the service seems great, but even more than in the 70's, the motto BUYER BEWARE is necessary when shopping at Emporium.