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Ironically, it was indeed the location that prompted me to come into The Gallery in Fife: on Nov. 22 as I was leaving Fife's historic all-American diner, The Poodle Dog, I noticed that a branch of Tacoma's 'Gallery' cannabis shops had opened around the corner. A helpful young lady named Alyssa made me a $10 deal for a 1.5g joint...er, 'pre-roll'...called "Where's My Bike?" (which is a Dutch jibe at the Germans for confiscating their bicycles in WWII), plus a .5g "Double Lemon Cheesecake" pre-roll. I left the shop a happy camper, and once my purchases were consumed I resolved to surf to the Gallery's website, where I found the most helpful menu yet seen...because it lists the THC and CBD percentages of all the products I like, along with their ongoing specials! Being frugal, I found a $20 eighth of THC-rich Blackberry Kush, and a $20 eighth of CBD-rich Orient Express, which I bought on Dec. 1 from a gentleman named Tim. At my rate of consumption, these buds...er, 'flowers'...should keep me euphoric and pain-free through New Year's Day. Happy Yuletide!