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Let me review this from a negative standpoint, because I made a rookie mistake and did WAY too much. Don’t get me wrong, I like this strain a lot. So, normally when I have GP I smoke it. That’s typically what I do with all my weed. Roll it in a joint and smoke the fucker. Last night I decided to try using my dry-bud vape for the first time in over six months. It never used to get me high when I’d use it like a normal human being, so I figured if I sucked it like a dick all night that I’d end up feeling just a tiny bit high, just high enough to feel happy and relaxed. Nope. Complete opposite. I couldn’t sit still. Everything was spinning. Reality was a myth. I swore I was dying and/or crazy. It was wild man. I’m still recovering from that shit and it’s been over 24 hours since it hit me now. The only real good thing that came out of my latest GP experience was the fact that I couldn’t really feel my chronic back pain during all of that, lol. When taken normally, this strain is totally great for me. It makes me more susceptible to giggling fits, helps my pain, and when I come down from it, it guides me into a gentle relaxed state. So PSA kids... don’t suck your vape like a dick. Seriously, take it slow. You’ll regret it if you don’t. TL;DR: don’t go crazy taking hit after hit after hit, etc. Take it slow. Golden Pineapple is a great strain, but in small amounts.

TL;DR: If you want to giggle, smoke some Allen Wrench. I asked a budtender to give me something that would make me giggly as shit. So giggly, that I wouldn’t be able to do anything else. She handed me Allen Wrench, and I was on my way. I wasn’t expecting much, but when I lit up that joint for the first time, boy was I in for something awesome. It’s earthy, strong smell filled the room, and it went down relatively smooth. Minutes later, I was laughing so hard I was crying. That lasted for almost half an hour. Coming down from the high, after the giggles, is a period of pure relaxation and bliss. You feel just.... okay with everything. You don’t want to/can’t move your muscles because you’re just so relaxed. When you’re in the right headspace, you’re just so happy and amused by everything, like nothing in life is wrong and you just got mauled by a ton of puppies and kittens. You know that feeling you get when you see a picture on Instagram or something of a newborn puppy just chillin’ in a teacup or some shit? Yeah. Coming down from this strain gives you THAT feeling, the whole way down. A word of warning though. You HAVE to be in the right headspace. My friend was anxious and ashamed because she went into her high with those feelings tagging along. This strain has the potential to amplify whatever feelings you are having, so be cautious. I ended one of my highs feeling like absolute crap and bawling my eyes out, but because my husband was there to support me and reassure me that everything was okay, I felt really, REALLY good after crying. Allen Wrench would be a great strain for you if you have trouble opening up to people about your problems. Start low and go slow with this strain, because it hits fast and hard. Overall, this is a fantastic strain. You wanna giggle? Smoke some Allen Wrench.