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What a great strain. Played hockey this morning; I’m old and big so I was pretty sore. Tried to make spaghetti and meatballs for first time in instantpot and I got no pressure and food burn notices 2x. Never got pressure so instead of 8 min I’m at 45 and cussing like a sailor. Came outside and hit a chillum of Mandarin Cookies and INSTANT BLISS. Pain melts away, I am chill and become a happy idiot. Went back in, spaghetti is good and I took meatballs half cooked into Oven. Pasta great meatballs gonna be fantastic and in 20 min imma eat approx 2 bucketfuls cause I’m ripped, happy, pain free, and hungry like mofo. Everything feels great on this strain, fast acting and one of the best flavors I’ve ever smoked. The sweet citrusy profile is strongest I’ve tried to date (30+ different strains tried) this one is pretty dope.

An experienced user; tried this off a vape cart after hearing about it from the movie that takes its name drone this. A line in the movie “the dopest dope I ever smoked” isn’t far off. The cart for this one might be the perfect method for those new to and/or moderate users of marijuana. The taste is very fruity and not very skunky; pleasant and goes down without that harshness that many red haired strains seem to have. Effects are super uplifting and will make you happy and really enjoy your day. You will be hungry, cottonmouth, and you’ll feel buzzed and giggly; but should be able to function. New users can use this in daytime settings but not only if you’re not driving because you will easily zone out. Another thing is the buzz is perfect... kinda like a Red Bull or 5hr Energy type buzz but without all the jittery that 5hr and most sativas seem to have. You’ll feel energized; but won’t sit there wondering “is my heart beating too fast... oh no am I having a heart attack” like some of the stronger buzzing sativas will do. I took this strain to an outdoor food festival of “food trucks from around the world” on a sunny day in STL and it was one of the best days I’ve had in the last decade... good food, great buzz, fun with friends... a very social strain.