Strains Wellness Center
10/10/2015
So I walk up in this place a dispensary virgin, feeling nervous like any other stoned white boy on 8 mile with some cash and some nice pumas. Right off the bat, the guard compliments my shoes so I'm already feeling the celebrity treatment, not to mention safe cuz this guy looks like he might be batman on his spare time so I'm not too worried about anybody coming up in there acting ignant in his presence. Going in I was expecting a mom and pop pot shop with some stoned guy to come from a back room and start telling me that he's got the best ish around; what I didn't expect was an awesome welcome from pretty girls with pretty faces showing me the best selection of the best buds I've toked and alot I never heard of. The place looks clean af too, on par with jewelry stores, you walk outta there feeling like you just went to Jared. Shit if I had a fiancee she would probably take an ounce of any dank in this place over a diamond ring. At the end of the day, I got some bud that looks like what God smokes, and this place got a new loyal customer. I give a really high recommendation. So high