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We are a line of premium cannabis products that set a new benchmark for quality and design.
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APE’s concept of THC/CBD mixes (“Different high for different time”) provided this lifestyle brand a loyal following since its inception in 2021.
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Extra 10% more sauce gives our customers an extra 200 more puffs (volume 1.1g)
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We use the best materials: both ceramic coils and heaters which retain heat. 
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Our special formula contains both live resin and triple distillate, so our customers can get more puffs per cart without sacrificing the amazing aroma and fresh taste of the flower itself.

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PARADISE CREAM 0.5G (INDICA)

THC - 32,5%

Paradise Cream is an exotic and powerful hybrid marijuana strain. The tasty terpenes offer flavors of vanilla and pine, and the aroma is pure skunk. The high is usually balanced, so you'll feel your body relax and calm down without sinking right into sleep. 

PARADISE CREAM - Infused Joint 0.5g

For the time that I am high every thing is great and happy. Very uplifting.

PINEAPPLE EXPRESS 1.1G (HYBRID)

THC 800 mg / CBD 100 mg.

THC potency may vary depending on the batch 800 mg +/- 5%

This strain induces a happy cerebral high and an uplifted mood making social environments more enjoyable. Followed by body and mind relaxation, pain relief and appetite boost, as well as increased focus. 

It tastes like pineapple, pine and cedar.

Our cartridges contain the highest amount of THC among other cartridges because our cartridge volume is 10% larger than other brands

PINEAPPLE EXPRESS sauce cart 1100 mg.

Wakes me up from any level of sleepiness! Good for productive work! Or just getting in the zone and focusing on something.

HIPPIE CRASHER ROSIN 1.1G (INDICA)

THC 950 mg / CBD 0 mg.

THC potency may vary depending on the batch 950 mg +/- 5%

Hippie Crippler is a great strain for managing pain, controlling nausea and dealing with other neuropathic issues. For those with debilitating conditions but needing to plow through a hard day’s work.

Our cartridges contain the highest amount of THC among other cartridges because our cartridge volume is 10% larger than other brands

HIPPIE CRASHER ROSIN sauce cart 1100 mg.

Very uplifting. Unique smell. Nice taste.

THC - 29,67%

Hi-Octane is a cross of Sunset Sherbert and Octane. It’s perfect for when it’s time to quiet down and go to bed. Expect an aroma and grassy flavor with a smooth, creamy, and floral finish on the exhale.

             

High Octane Blunt 2.2g

<p>Grown by the team at Cookies Fam, Hi-Octane is a cross of <a href="/strains/sunset-sherbert">Sunset Sherbert</a> and Octane. It&rsquo;s perfect for when it&rsquo;s time to quiet down and go to bed. The strain has been used for numerous crosses and continues to infuse strains with its tasty terpenes. Expect an aroma and flavor that is gassy with a smooth, creamy, and floral finish on the exhale. Next time you are looking for some gas, Hi-Octane might be the right choice.</p> 

Grown by the team at Cookies Fam, Hi-Octane is a cross of Sunset Sherbert and Octane. It’s perfect for when it’s time to quiet down and go to bed. The strain has been used for numerous crosses and continues to infuse strains with its tasty terpenes. Expect an aroma and flavor that is gassy with a smooth, creamy, and floral finish on the exhale. Next time you are looking for some gas, Hi-Octane might be the right choice.

creative

energetic

euphoric

focused

giggly

happy

hungry

relaxed

sleepy

talkative

tingly

uplifted

Hi-Octane

Grown by the team at Cookies Fam, Hi-Octane is a cross of Sunset Sherbert and Octane.

aka High Octane

caryophyllene

humulene

limonene

linalool

myrcene

ocimene

pinene

terpinolene

The smell is heavenly. The buds are even more heavenly. The flavor is amazing.

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- FTP receives 10% OFF on their first order (FIRST TIME PATIENTS ONLY)

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