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It’s really good, and I feel bad about giving it 4 stars opposed to 5, but I feel like it lacked in the bag appeal department, a little bit. One of the biggest pluses I personally noticed with this strain is that there’s little to no anxiety associated with it. No paranoia, none of that. This strain smacks you in the head with some trippy cerebral effects and some oh so good body melting sort of feelings! I loved the combination of the two, it was perfect synergy. Smell: 8/10 Taste: 7.5/10 Bag Appeal/Looks: 6.5 Lung Expansion/Harshness: 8.75 High/Effects: 9.5/10 Overall: 81% Dank 👍🏼

One of the single strongest strains I've ever had the pleasure to consume in my life. This is some tip-top shelf cannabis, definitely connoisseur grade flower. Initially, I was surprised to learn this stuff was a sativa-dominant, because the couch lock was real for me. I didn't want to do ANYTHING except watch Rick and Morty or sleep. In retrospect, I can now see the very cerebral sativa styled effects. This stuff made me feel like I was hallucinating the first time I solo seshed with it. It was a very "buggy" kind of high, I got a bit paranoid, a little bit of anxiety but nothing I couldn't handle. And oh boy, the cotton mouth on this particular cut was pretty evident for about an hour and a half. But, besides a tiny bit of anxiety and some serious cotton mouth, I have nothin' but a whole lot of love for Hippie Crippler. |BREAKDOWN:| Effects - 10/10 Taste - 6/10 Appearance/Bag Appeal - 8/10 (Covered in trichomes) Smell - 9/10 Comedown - Gentle-Moderate Overall - 8.25 (A strong 8, the taste heavily swayed the total).