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I got this as a pre-roll from Kaprikorn in Portland, OR at Green Lion (Love these guys!) This is stoney, buzzy and ultimate a great body high. A little bit is euphoric and energetic and a lotta bit is sedating and body lock! Testing around 28% — it’s a heavy hitter. Terpenes are legit af mouth and tongue tingly and numb. 9/10 :)

One of my favorite strains! Smooth citrusy smoke that leaves you relaxed, buzzed and ready for bed. Definitely a stoney strain! I tried this strain as freshly ground and rolled joint. 9/10 would smoke again.

Wow, simply one of the best indica strains I’ve ever had. 20 years of smoking and I’ve found the one. Old Family Purple is the artistic child of Triangle Kush and Purple Urkle — tried and true crowd favorites — grown by the talented Liontree Famrs in Oregon and purchased at Green Mart in Beaverton Oregon. THC comes in at a whopping 26.82% THC. The flowers are dense medium-sized nugs as dark green hues mingle with copper-orange hairs and they’re covered with sticky almost matte-finished tricomes. The flower reminds me of Purlpe Hindu Kush but less sweet. Breaking up the dense buds is a treat, the smells are intensifying. Bergamot orange dominate the pallet, there is a savory smell coming through. This bud is easily rolled into a perfect joint. Before lighting the joint, I take a few deep inhales of the freshly ground bud and my tongue numbs from the terpenes. On first puff, Earl Gray tea is coming through. Smokey lavender dances with the orange notes. The high is immediately felt; eyes heavy, stomach tension eased. It’s easy to take deep breaths. The relaxation is so welcomed.

Dabbed this beautiful strain as a cured budder. Very heady high initially followed by mouth associated things — talking, laughing and eating! Feels like smoking classic Sour Diesel, with an extra oomph! While I may steer clear of this in flower form, I wouldn’t hesitate to pick it up again for a quick giggly buzz.

The gravitron means business. It’s the most efficient bong I’ve used since waterfall bongs back in the day. It’s easy on the kings as a lot of the smokes seems to be concentrated in the upper part of your lungs, rather than deeply into your lungs like traditional large bongs. I initially bought this as a crowd pleaser but I’m thrilled that it’s become my go to piece. Easy to clean too!

Just purchased this flower from GrowingRelief in Beaverton, OR. Jar appeal is off the charts. Dense frosty buds with light purple tones peaking through the flower highlighted by soft orange pistols. The flavor is very spicy, creamy and lightly sweet, much like the strains namesake beverage. 5 mins into rolled joint the high hits behind the eyes and euphoria begins to set it. 15 mins in the high creeps down the body allowing for relaxation to kick it. Highly recommended for pain and anxiety, but at 24% THC it’s not for beginners!

Alright, this is some amazing flower! When I opened the jar the smell of doughy sweet confections was overwhelming in the best way. With mag might inspection the bud was dense with veritable mines full of tricomes that we’re protected by orange hairs protruding from every nook and cranny. I opted for a joint which I could only describe as smoking powdered sugar. The sweetness from the smoke lingered around. Sitting at 27% for THC, it’s a potent smoke. Writing this is hard. Just smoke it, man.

I really appreciate the top shelf strains and the keif! Its pricey but worth it. Been coming here since they opened and won’t be leaving anytime soon.