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I much prefer Kaleafa’s homey feel to the more sterile outlets’, though all the bud tenders I’ve met in Portland have been very nice. But Kaleafa’s people are especially friendly**, and though the atmosphere is buzzing and the place is jumping especially on penny-gram days, they do an impressive job of handling the flow efficiently and surprisingly quickly, without making you feel rushed. **Just one suggestion, they might want to not overuse phrases like “we’re glad to have YOU as a customer! First, they don’t know you from Adam and second, stuff like that is really only effective when uttered while black - at which time it works VERY well - Hey don’t blame me I dint write the rules :D But I have to say, I went in on my birthday kinda bored, and came out feeling like royalty. It was awesome. So how bout that one review, that litany of complaints? Lil dude almost sounds like he knows what he’s talking about till you start wondering, if he’s such a weed expert, how’s he still so uptight? LOL. And it doesn’t take a whole lotta smarts to know that of COURSE the promos - full grams for a penny! - are going to be from batches that are a bit drier, that for quality purposes will soon be pulled from the shelves. I personally appreciate the promos a LOT - you get to try strains that you might not otherwise, and I’ve found some good ones!