Blue Dream
12/27/2014
-----------INTRODUCTION---------
To start this off I'll say this strain is wonderous. So I hit up my dealer asking what he's got and he tells me he has Blue Dream. I quickly text back that I'll take some but I say it in a way that'll make me seem like I haven't lost my cool. So I get home from work and my grandma sends me to the store to grab some groceries. I say okay then immediately go upstairs to my room to grind up this beauty and stuff it into my acrylic bong. As I sat there demolishing the perfectly packed nugget of Blue Dream I couldn't help but notice the amount of crystals it had. Now along with my acrylic bong I have a matching acrylic grinder that does not have fancy chambers and luxuries of that nature. No, my single bottom-and-top-cap-with-teeth grinder doesn't collect keif. So I think to myself a little nug wouldn't hurt. I refrain from grinding and collect a small nug which I so carefully place on top of the screen in the bowl of the bong and I toke away. One smooth hit and I was able to fill the chamber of this 12" acrylic bong and take an additional hit from the smoke in the chamber. I grab my keys and I embark on an adventure.
--------THE STONED MAN---------
I really hope you guys get my Hobbit reference just then. Anyways, so I walk out to my truck and I feel the tingles happening behind my head, and I thought "nice cerebral buzz" and it was. I drive over to my local grocery store and i feel the effects intesify. The focus, the increased view of my peripheral vision, the energy coming from no where making my mind make decisions effectivly and quickly. I parked and walked inside, at this point my eyes are heavy (not from sleep). I pace myself looking at the different isles. I walk looking for a particular item and when i get to the isle it should be at, theres nothing there. I walk around the store twice looking for assistance only to come back to the isle i was at and asking an employee there. I ask a clerk where it would be and he takes me to an isle close by and hands me the item. I say thanks and walk away. Granted, this doesnt sound like much, but it took me about 20 minutes to ask someone for assistance, at one point i stood still staring at a girl because i thought she worked at the store but couldnt figure out, i later found out she did in fact work there. So i get one item and i go get the rest of the stuff. I continue admiring the store and i end up at the check out lane. I get checked out and the effects are now slowly wearing off. I go to by truck and the ride home is amazing. Looking at all the lights on houses was so invigorating.
------------THE END------------
Finally back home i walk in hand my grandma the groceries and she asked for her change. I gave her everything in my wallet (close to $150 and I walked away. Her change was only $8. I come back and I grab the money I count it and correct my error. And by now effects are at their faint, but euphoria was still present.
----------THE VERDICT-----------
A++
This strain delivered intense euphoric and body high on a small dose. Being a frequent smoker I like running into strains that have more potency than usual strains. I would definitely recommend this strain. Last thing I'd like to add is that when I was walking to my truck I was carrying 2 jugs of bleach in one hand. I'll usually do this in short distances but I had parked far back. So the walk was a couple of minutes. The strain gave me the focus to look past the pain I started getting from holding the jugs of bleach in both hands, which leads me to conclude that this could be a great sativa for working out.