Amnesia Haze reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Amnesia Haze.
I am coming to the end of growing this strain after tasting alot in my smoking life. What an amazing plant. I've grown in pots outside over the summer and it has gone extremely well, the best plant I've ever grown. My whole garden smells of it and my neighbours can smell it aswell. Big buds completely covered in crystals, I've had to tie everything together because the buds are so heavy!!!! I reckon I will harvest 6-8 ounces and I can't wait to smoke her. This is one of my favourite strains to smoke, lovely flavour and quite a strong high. ENJOY !!!!!!!!
This strain was my go to for years when I lived in the Netherlands and is a good ass strain!
TLDR: good weed, get it. regular everyday smokers will get high (ofc this is generalized everyone ingests cannabis differently butttt I’ve been smoking everyday for a year, 2 bowls of this=2 and a half joints, u feel me.
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Okay hear me out
I made an account BECAUSE of amnesia haze. I am usually the one who looks at the reviews, never bothering to contribute bc really, it’s not necessary but it just helps others out if u do, especially when it’s a variety of opinions from diff tolerance level smokers. I have a fairly regular to high tolerance, so Ive been playing around with the more “cheaper” strains @ my dispensary (medical) and that happened to include this hidden gem commonly overlooked because of its low % thc, where I live east coast md it was like 38 for an 1/8, the reviews were saying not to be fooled this and that etc, and ive heard that before with other strains that I ended up not getting high from personally. so if this sounds like u, tired of getting ur hopes up tryna find that weed that sits between therapeutic and slightly psychedelic (in higher doses ofc) amnesia haze—and it’s in the name—is ur go to if u wanna feel hazy, fuzzy and funny inside while enjoying your afternoon/evening. upon opening I was taken aback to one of the very first times I bought weed from my dealer, that citrusy delicious sweet and soury smell squeezed my nose, “remember me?” she whispered nonchalantly in my ear. my subconscious knew this was some good sh, but I was still hesitant after having my trust broken too many times by strains that are popular and hyped yet don’t help me at all besides make me jittery and stumble on my words lmao.
this beauty has a fluff to her, u can squeeze lightly on the buds and like a memory foam pillow of dank it comes back up. and the color is a lush green with lovely green and orange hairs.
The feeling/effects: With a thc of 15.15 one may tilt their head, but the terps will not disappoint you!!! caryophyllene is at a 2.014 & pinene 0.352 sitting at the top of the list, the entourage effect in this strain is just 👩🍳💋👌, you won’t wanna leave its side. had me singing out loud with headphones full blast not gaf if I’m off key, just so happy to be alive and singing, I was uplifted yet relaxed simultaneously, one foot in two diff dimensions and it was working. for guys I guess it’s almost like u got shitty hand jobs from strangers in alleys for a long time and just when u were losing all hope, this one comes along and not only gets you but gives divine sacred bjs and for the first time u feel like respecting your standards again. ladies, it’s like ur man finally listening to u for the first time and he keeps on doing it 🤣🤣its AMAZING. Let me do another a quick rip from this bong rq and tell y’all in real time what this is hold up
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Like I said brothers and sisters it’s smooth on the inhale, and on the exhale I wanna say for lack of a better term it has a ricey aftertaste in the nose ??🤣But I like it, like if u smoked rice paper before, it’s got that kinda creamy but light fragrant taste. anyway, other reviews have mentioned this makes them giggly, what do y’all think I’ve been doing writing this high ass review😭and its cold af outside 10pm in nov that’s how much I gotta burn my amnesia haze. damn, someone sponsor me. But that’s what this strain will do to u, u will say fuck it it’s worth going out in the bone shaky cold. also read from other experiences that this last quite a long while, which is exactly what i (we) need after shitty alley hand jobs/husbands not listening to jack herer shit. for blunt smokers, man will this shoot you surely to whatever realm u wish!! I recommend this to avid stoners alike, and to beginners, I suggest one bowl for u is enough honey, see how u feel. god is good all the time!!! And all the time,—-u finish the rest! For He has led me to thy haze of amnesia. 🍁🔥❤️
I’m stoned, so it definitely serves its purpose. I’m not overly motivated to do anything, yet I don’t really want to crash either. It’s a good strain to just chill and do nothing.
Viagens intensas com certa confusão mental.
She’s a keeper for sure. Smooth smoke, burns nice and slow, kind of citrusy in taste, then the head high hits. It’s sneaky but also immediate. Colors get brighter. Sun gets warmer, sounds sound soundier. Oddly enough, it can relax the mind, or stimulate it endlessly, all depends on the user’s intent in my experience. Unique taste, but definitely a weed smoker’s weed.
Really love this strain, it’s not often I think “wow I love this weed” but this one did it for me. Great morning high with a cup of coffee to get the dishes done and laundry folded.
Not really a haze fan or a sativa fan for that matter but this one is a great strain I must say