Animal Face reviews

Face feels like it’s… melting or… Turing into an animal? I don’t know, it’s crazy man

Sweet taste on the inhale and extremely smooth finish. Gives feeling of euphoria and calmness.

This strain is hands down one of my favorite strains of all time. It makes all my anxiety go away but still gives me energy it’s crazy. So sticky my fingers could barely break it up!

This strain is up there with some of the best I’ve had. I have 33% THC flower. I took a pretty small size hit of a bowl and I have pretty high tolerance. After about 5 mins this stuff just slaps me in the face right out of nowhere. I guess that’s why it’s called Animal Face, and you will feel it in your head for sure. You can easily pass the hell out on this for sleep. Felt very relaxed, but could easily focus and had a great mood boost. Makes you feel stoned and still able to have a normal conversation. The only negative I have is that I get more intense dry mouth and eyes after smoking this strain than any other I’ve had.

hey remember way back in 2016 when LITERALLY NOBODY EVEN KNEW WTF A TERPENE WAS LET ALONE DIFFERENT TERPENE PROFILES? Ya those were the good days I miss where you judge your weed off how high you get and the kind of high it gives, I smoke to get a certain high, whichever one I want at any given time, if I wanted to go smell something good or taste something I'd eat food and I'd smell it before I taste it, I heard some idiot the other day wrote a review on Grandmommy Purple and he said his tested at 34% THC and he gave the strain 2.5 out of 5 stars because it didn't have the fucking precious terps that he'd never even Heard of 5 of 6 or even just as soon as 2019 and nobody gave a fuck about terps so much. Anyway onto my review of Animal Face. I see that Leafly has it as a pretty balanced hybrid even though it's sativa dominant and I must have gotten a pheno that was VERY sativa dominant cuz it gave me the most racy, cerebral head high ever with a nice uplifting feeling along with some energy which ALL sativa strains should have. Mine tested at 28% THC, light green buds that looked like they were completely covered in snow. By far the frostiest buds I've ever seen in my life. All in all it's an amazing day time smoke and the only reason I didn't give it 5 stars is cuz you take a couple puffs and ur feeling happy and you're working around the House or training your plants cuz of all the energy you have and then you take a 3rd and a 4th toke & next thing you know your waking up and it was daytime when you passed out and still daytime when you wake up but unfortunately it's not the same day cuz u were asleep for 18 hours. Know you're limit of puffs on this stain or u'll be waking up realizing you missed an entire day.

OK, so this is one of my all-time favorite strains, and always comes in more potent at higher THC levels. It’s usually sold as Indica or Indica, dominant flower, but this time I got it from Maitri instead of the usual rhythm brand that I buy, and the rhythm brand is always labeled Indica or Indica dominant flower as where the Maitri flower is labeled sativa, dominant. I’ve tried both, both have very similar taste profiles, but the sativa dominant batch I’ve had of this looks like a completely different plant structure, but had more of a head and energetic daytime affect for me, as where the other brand will usually just knock me right out, but both of the versions I’ve had of this flower are definitely top notch, hands down.

i used to be a sativa person. but that changed once i smoked this strain!! i suffer from anxiety & C-PTSD & after just 2 hits it calmed my racing heart down. then after a couple of more hits i was so RELAXED!!! this strain will save you from stress & make you feel giggly. i highly recommend

Very relaxing and smooth.