Clementine reviews

Think back to a 100° day during the summer as a kid. It's a lake day, or a swimming pool day. The scent of SPF pervades the air. You've been swimming and playing in the hot sun all day. It's peak heat, 2:30 pm, time to take a break under the shade to eat and reapply sunscreen. You sit down on a towel with your can of Coke and Styrofoam plate of chips, a deli meat sandwich, and a cold Clementine straight from the cooler. After a few bites of chip-toopped-sandwich, you rip open your Clemente, getting sprayed in the face with the cold juices, pick all the peel off a picture perfect slice, and enter a state of euphoria when your teeth first pop through the plump skin of the Clementine with a current of sweet, cold, tart, juicy nectar exploding in your mouth. This is what I experience in the few seconds after opening an air tight canister of Clementine flower and breathing it in deeply. If you held this strain up to my nose and I had my eyes closed, I would absolutely believe you were holding up a bowl of fresh juicy Clementine slices. I think I enjoy smelling this strain even more than I enjoy smoking it. However, combustion of the flower in a glass pipe revealed it's delicious skunky basenotes, hidden by the wonderfully overwhelming citrus. Carve out a human sized Clementine, sit inside, and load a bowl of your skunkiest flower. I LOVE this strain. Aside from the perfect smell and taste, I enjoy the euphoric, giddy high I get from this strain. I'm a crier. I cry at anything remotely happy or sad, even a Disney movie I've seen hundreds of times. This bud magnifies that quality! I feel emotions so intensely on this strain, an absolute jubilation for being alive. I HIGHLY recommend this strain to EVERYONE. I do not much care for oranges. And I hate artifical orange flavor. This isn't a strain I would have normally picked. I had a coupon to try an eighth of it for $30. Due to my mask and COVID, I declined to smell it when I bought it. This is my biggest regret. I'd have bought an ounce of this strain if I had smelled it in the shop. Literally the only time I could ever see recommending against it is in the very specific situation that one desires a very standard, basic, unadulterated, purist experience with weed. Real life firsthand examples include "kids" of any age who just smoke to get high. They will not appreciate this strain. Also, "grandparents" of any age who show a nervousness or apprehension to trying weed. I thought the opposite, that the familiar citrus would be disarming, but for some reason they found it really unnatural that flower should smell like oranges "instead of like dope." 🍊🧡🍊🧡🍊

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This is amazing for daytime use. I have adhd and social anxiety, but I work in customer service. This strain helps me focus and relieves my anxiety enough to get through the day.

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I created a leaflet account specifically to share a review of this strain. I grabbed this from my local dispensary (in vape concentrate) just to try something different. I usually tend towards relaxing indica varieties like gorilla glue, or gelato, so this is outside of my norm. It’s my new holy-grail-go-to-every-chance-I-get strain. I have now purchased a cartridge of this every time I go to the dispensary, because I always like to have it available to me. It has a very calming effect without making you couch locked or sleepy. It increases my focus ten fold and makes me feel methodical in the best way. Nothing irritates me, and I can get everything on my list done in a focused, one at a time manner rather than my typical scattered and anxious manner. It is the BEST daytime strain I’ve ever tried, but it’s also relaxing enough that if you just want to chill out you can do so and feel euphoric. It has helped me through numerous panic attacks and it’s my preferred strain for my extreme travel anxiety (as a passenger, of course!)

Great strain with a great taste. 5/5 for me.

this shit is absolutely bangin

Really helps with my adhd and the fatigued feeling I get from it!