Crystal Coma reviews

i wouldn’t shut up but nobody seemed to notice. sometimes i forgot how to swallow

Crystal Coma is definitely a head heavy strain, this strong Sativa made me feel extremely elevated and euphoric, but relaxed me at the same time. One aspect that I loved about this strain was that it promoted extreme focus, confidence, and recharged my energy as well. The buds that I got were loose yet dense to the touch, no where near the same as a traditional Indica but it didn't disappoint. All in all this strain is really good and definitely is worth a try if you're on the fence.

I mean, it didn’t take too much to get me up there. A lil cough but nothing too extreme, felt that high hit about 3 mins after my puff intake. The intense head high lasted about 30 mins in which it came down a bit after 1 hour and 15 mins. It’s def a confidence booster. Lol I went to the restroom and I glanced at myself on the mirror and thought, “damn Im fucken pretty!” I’m not a vain female, So def it made realized how high I was. It pretty koo strain, def not for beginners or during the days you have shit to do, it has a relaxing effect rather than an active one.

Put me in a coma, in a good way :)

Crystal Coma is potent. And aptly named. The smell is a bit citrusy, with a distinct chestnut and cherry aroma. The taste is slightly oily with sweet, spicy and skunky notes. Visually, the buds are tree-shaped, almost kelly green in color, and thoroughly covered with crystals and thick reddish-orange hairs. Definitely a stand-out! Euphoric, happy high, with a relaxing, hynotic and long-lasting sedative effect. Probably best to use this strain at night time, the relaxing effect was so overwhelming that I found it difficult to hold a conversation or focus on even mildly complicated tasks. But I couldn't have cared less! Calmed my mind and body, sleep was easy and wonderful. Different and very memorable. In my top 3 stains for sure!

Roll 4/5 - just sticky enough Smoke 4/5 - easy smoke. Not harsh. High 4/5 - Hits hard and keeps you energetic and happy just like any solid skunk strains do. Highly recommend!

Prior to cracking into this bag, I read about how it's genetics aren't exactly pinpointed but a best guess is cheese x skunk. It is clear that these mad scientists were out here trying to birth one of the most pungent of danks in breeding these flowers. They succeeded. The raw odor alone may turn off folks with sensitive shniffer palettes. It's weed like this that led some smokers to refer to their herb as 'gas'. That is exactly what in the heck we are dealing with here. These loose and super crystally buds pack a whallop of THC well into the 20s. Can report this is an absolute fershure. It is said to have dazed the living bejeesus out of many a cannabis reviewer. There is a time and place for marijuanas like this. That time is in the evening. If you wanted to, you could instantly ride this heavy-eyed and cloudy high right to bed. Conversely, like any substance with sedative properties, should you choose to resist the snoozy temptations of this particular flower, you may find yourself in a trance like tranquility. with this kind of brainweather, bigger picture matters disappear into a mist. All that is visible is can see is what you see right in front you in those precious periods of cannabis induced euphoria. It is a 'pick your own adventure strain' that could easily cast a spell on creative types that often find themselves operating nocturnally. I give this strain 5/5 because it has the ability serve several different purposes in a perfect manner. Also cause this shit straight up danks... -Mack

This really is an unusual and quite colorful Hybrid, with more purple throughout the buds than I've ever seen in a Sativa dominated strain. Beautiful, with light greens mixed with the purple, sprouting orange hairs, dusted in the namesake Trichromatic brilliance. It's interesting, for the buds in the ounce I purchased were large, 3" to 5" solid nuggets, but give off little fragrance; maybe a slight coffee aroma mixed with raw tobacco, but nothing compared to strains that I've had that set the hound dogs howling off in the next County. Strains like King Louis III Og; Paris Og; fresh Jack Herrer; or any of almost an infinite number of strains that you yourselves have smelled, but not the Crystal Coma. And in the taste realm, once again, Crystal Coma is rather subtle, with the slightest hint of a cappuccino like flavor, but very smooth on both inhalation, and exhale. Silent but deadly. I always test a strain with a fine hand rolled joint, courtesy of my "surgeon's hands", and over 40 years of perfecting this craft, one of the few things I can do well. I smoke the joint myself, and see how far I get before I put it down and say, "Ok man, you win...I'm satisfied." With my review joint, I smoked approximately 1/2 of a real "fatty", a joint that was well proportioned but, how shall I say it, stretching it's cover to the brink, like a chubby person stuffed into a pair of tights, something that happens, but shouldn't be done. Anyway, it was a big joint. After 5 minutes the Coma in it's name surfaced, and I fired up the Lava Lamp and started to meditate/ daydream/space out, and really enjoyed the next hour escaping the space/time we ordinarily occupy. The fine effects lasted for over 2hours before this old hombre needed recharging, so I'm deducting a few minor points for length of high, lack and depth of taste and smell, but the niceties of the effects keeps this a 5 Star Herb.