Dr. Funk reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Dr. Funk.
February 16, 2018
I was having quite a bit of a problem looking for a strain that didn't induce paranoia. I have high anxiety, so I knew I had to find the perfect indica strain.
And let me tell you, I found the right damn strain.
There isn't that much of a head high. However, the effect on your body is amazing. You feel a bit numb, as if you're floating on a cloud. I have the time of my life cooking and playing video games with this strain. This feeling lasts me about 3 hours. At the end of the night? It'll be the best sleep you'll ever have.
I wanted to find a strain that "ticked" all the boxes of what I wanted from a strain. I'd never tried this before yesterday and it was a wonderful experience. It hit hard at first, got my coughing out of the way and then just hours of enjoyment. Smelled like stanky-lemons but man my Gf and I just laughed and laughed. Like rolling around on the floor laughing at each other and how high we were. Then we showered and the Arousal part of this strain got the best of us and it was dirty and playful.
This Strain should be called Dr Viagra or Dr. F*ck. About half way through a bowl I got a euphoric come up that gave me goose pumps, I'm sure there is a terpene or cannabinoid in this strain that dilates blood vessels as I soon became aroused. Music was enhanced, I quickly changed the song lineup to slow jamz and proceeded to engage in a mating ritual not unlike those male birds you see trying to entrance their woman, i didn't care how foolish i was, i lost inhibition and it payed off well...three times
Great cure for my Insomnia! It makes my feet feel tingly and like they are floating when I lay down. Also nicknamed Dr. Fuck for a reason!
For whatever reason, when I picked up a pre-roll of Dr Funk at Green Planet, I thought of Morgan Freeman as Easy Reader on Sesame Street. A more appropriate visual came to mind once the high took hold... which was immediately: Dr Teeth... he of Dr Teeth and the Electric Mayhem from The Muppet Show. I felt groovy... which isn't a word I would normally use, but the high, along with it's Dr Funk mascot inside of my head are served just fine by that word. Another word I would use is "smiley"... extremely so. While I did get a pleasant case of the giggles, the main thing I noticed was how much I was smiling throughout the evening (I smoked about a gram). It was just a click away from being head-lollingly blissful... Indica happy as opposed to Sativa elated. This smoke is great for getting stoned without getting blotto. And for looking up actors who used to be on Sesame Street.
I am rating the dab(concentrate). As with my good friend, it made all the neurons in my brain light up like Tesla's World Fair!
I've been searching for a flower to smoke that would help me feel alive again. took my pain and I love everyday with an 8 baseline from spine and nerve damage. even helped my burning shoulders and migraine.. it creeped up and made
my day happy and pain free for hours.. thanks joint bros my new number 1
I tried some Dr. Funk BHO by Bhombkellys. The flavor was very mediocre, and I have trouble identifying any flavors other than earthy. The high had a punch to it, no lie. Very front loaded high that will leave you wondering why the sky is blue and why you aren't eating. Overall a unique high.