First Class Funk reviews

This strain gives me anxiety, depression and pain due to how bad my head throbs after smoking a blunt. If you cannot tolerate high potent strains this will not be good for you.

good for staying home and playing games! not super sleepy but also not intense

Great flavor, effects are immediate and last for quite a while. Pine/citrusy aroma and it grinds up nicely, not too powdery. Favorite in a long time. If you can get it, try it out.

The Intellectual Stoner here with my thoughts on First Class Funk. This is an Indica dominant hybrid that is a cross of GMO x Jet Fuel Gelato. I love me some GMO so I was very curious to try it. The buds I scored were green and fluffy with dark red hairs. They were also covered with fine white hairs and crystals, very nice. The smell of them was earthy, with fruity and sweet undertones, kinda like candy. The buds I had were 28.65% and had an earthy, musky flavor to them with just a hint of pepper that gave me the nose tickle. I found the high to be very relaxing and euphoric, nice and mellow. This strain helped with my stress and anxiety but it did give me a little dry mouth. I would recommend this one.

So I go to Michigan to grab my stuff and when I got back it hit me like a ton of bricks! Great evening smoke! Not to lock munchies and not a couch lock either! It’s one of my new favorites!

really slap happy, definitely not gonna get much done but pretty good relaxing strain

Got first class funk from glorious cannabis co, it’s listed on the package as a sativa leaning hybrid. First off, I tend to prefer the diesel/chem/gas variety as far as flavor, and this delivered, but there was a smooth flowery kind of taste on the exhale(prob the linalool) that was actually kinda of nice. Nothing about this strain registered as harsh or made me cough at all. The high was pretty smooth. The sativa (jet fuel gelato) was def present as I was awake and alert, but the indica relaxed me enough as to remove any anxiety. Racing thoughts were gone and over all I just kinda of felt good. I smoke a little less than an 1/8 a day, however I would 100% recommend this strain for novices or people trying to test the waters. This is not a knock to first class funk at all. Even as a heavy smoker this strain did the job. However I think the high is very even keeled across the board and my mood and positivity were only matched with my ability to just take a breath and not stress over things I cannot control. I’ve bought from Glorious cannabis co before, not local but my place in Mass has them sometimes and they are always pretty spot on with their descriptions. Anyways, novice or seasoned vet, I would highly recommend this strain as a great overall “I’m just high” kind of strain. First Class Funk may not have any specific qualities that jump out at you, but it is a fantastic overall quality strain and checks all the boxes so to speak. I def will be buying this strain again when it comes back around!

Pretty good