First Class Funk reviews

Great flavor, effects are immediate and last for quite a while. Pine/citrusy aroma and it grinds up nicely, not too powdery. Favorite in a long time. If you can get it, try it out.

So I go to Michigan to grab my stuff and when I got back it hit me like a ton of bricks! Great evening smoke! Not to lock munchies and not a couch lock either! It’s one of my new favorites!

The Intellectual Stoner here with my thoughts on First Class Funk. This is an Indica dominant hybrid that is a cross of GMO x Jet Fuel Gelato. I love me some GMO so I was very curious to try it. The buds I scored were green and fluffy with dark red hairs. They were also covered with fine white hairs and crystals, very nice. The smell of them was earthy, with fruity and sweet undertones, kinda like candy. The buds I had were 28.65% and had an earthy, musky flavor to them with just a hint of pepper that gave me the nose tickle. I found the high to be very relaxing and euphoric, nice and mellow. This strain helped with my stress and anxiety but it did give me a little dry mouth. I would recommend this one.

really slap happy, definitely not gonna get much done but pretty good relaxing strain

Got first class funk from glorious cannabis co, it’s listed on the package as a sativa leaning hybrid. First off, I tend to prefer the diesel/chem/gas variety as far as flavor, and this delivered, but there was a smooth flowery kind of taste on the exhale(prob the linalool) that was actually kinda of nice. Nothing about this strain registered as harsh or made me cough at all. The high was pretty smooth. The sativa (jet fuel gelato) was def present as I was awake and alert, but the indica relaxed me enough as to remove any anxiety. Racing thoughts were gone and over all I just kinda of felt good. I smoke a little less than an 1/8 a day, however I would 100% recommend this strain for novices or people trying to test the waters. This is not a knock to first class funk at all. Even as a heavy smoker this strain did the job. However I think the high is very even keeled across the board and my mood and positivity were only matched with my ability to just take a breath and not stress over things I cannot control. I’ve bought from Glorious cannabis co before, not local but my place in Mass has them sometimes and they are always pretty spot on with their descriptions. Anyways, novice or seasoned vet, I would highly recommend this strain as a great overall “I’m just high” kind of strain. First Class Funk may not have any specific qualities that jump out at you, but it is a fantastic overall quality strain and checks all the boxes so to speak. I def will be buying this strain again when it comes back around!

Pretty good

Every grower representation of a strain is different than the next grower of the same strain name, so the best reviews will tell you where it's from. But many reviewers still get what they can from "out of state" so they don't have that information, let alone testing info. I grabbed "First Class Funk" (28+% tested THC) from a medical only dispensary (half a pound a day limit on just dry flower, 30,000+ THC edible limit+). This strain was grown by the legendary "Bloom County". This strain costs double of what we normally buy ounces for, so I knew it was going to be good. Unlike the other reviews I've read in this strain, this one grown by Bloom County will knock you out like a true indica. It's just so strong, and I smoke king-size slims all day, keep 2-3 vape carts going all day, and take dabs morning and night for tolerance comparison. If you smoke half the king-size you won't be able to do much but lay down. Sure you can get euphoria and all that, but it's just so damn strong. A true one hitter quitter. Take one hot and you'll be euphoric and happy. Take half the joint you'll be comatose. As you can see, my review is very different than the other first class gas reviews, given who grew it in Colorado the mile HIGH city and capitol of the world. Also, the bag Bloom County put the cannabis in for the dispensary says "first class gas" but it also goes by "first class funk" in their menu (which their menu has over 500+ different cannabis strains a day to choose and buy) I love my dispensary

This right here is some FIRE! Wish I had bought more of it. Super hyped sativa rush, and crazy arousal. This stuff was literally like viagra for me. Haven’t had this much sex in the last 20 years! Made me super talkative as well