Super Lemon Haze reviews

soooo good. the happiest bud I've ever had. I miss it so much. the closest I've gotten at a dispensary around here is pre rolls of lemon skunk, mixed with super silver haze, which are it's parents. you can't find any of Barney's strains around home. only artificial carts, which taste the same, but because of potency , it gets the sleepy effects. I smoked the real flower regularly years ago, and was my favorite for years. very social and productive. never anxiety. so missed by so many. idk why they give us a bunch of strains we don't want, and none hardly of the ones we do. they cater to the young, who are hung up on catch names and percentages. this strain is good for all day. I'd switch to an indica by the afternoon for sure. the best antidepressant I've ever had. I miss this dearly. the real deal.

This strain remains my favourite as an ex-daily smoker who now only does it once every few months, having consumed this strain only a few times in about 4 years, it is definitely impactful, most strains are fairly monotonous, this one is unique. The citrus smell hits with blatant effect, and it definitely hints at the taste, lemon, which is in the name, and when smoked pure (stop ruining it all with tobacco), the taste is actually very nice if you like fruits. The effects are typical to some extent, you are high, you are relaxed and blissed, you may be paranoid, and for me, even the strongest, most calming strains cannot keep me from long-distance ecological hikes (just ask Aurora Indica), but this strain tends to do that no matter what, all of my friends were up for walking, even though one is usually lazy and unfit, we all felt euphoric, relaxed and energized, it was perfect for a long hike in nature with music (prog psych stuff, Weedpecker and Pink Floyd, even some Slipknot at times, dream pop like Still Corners and some other goodies were perfect for this strain), stopping somewhere nice with a unique ecology (I am good at identifying small niches for staying a little bit to roll and relax for some minutes or so) and smoking with some music on. What makes the strain unique, however, is a certain subtle visual effect, anyone experienced with lysergic acid diethylamide will know the almost tropical hue one gets, this strain has a certain visual effect along those lines, with somewhat of an intensity relative to most cannabis strains, it feels almost lightly psychedelic. In summary, it is great for a daytime (early afternoon to night in summer is my favourite season and time for this) nature hike with close friends, bring some litres of water and good music, and you will have a great time. Best strain out of the many I have had over 7 years of cannabis consumption.

Really boosty energy. Pretty strong sensation of intensity. Felt like I was walking faster, eating less, and thoughts were more racing.

A suprising, beautiful summer strain. The unique effects blends anti anxiety with energizing stimulation. The beautifully orange kief-covered nugs are floating with trichromes. An amazing all around strain for someone who doesn't like sativas, this strain has amazing medicinal properties including an effective painkilling, anti-anxiety, and motivating strain.

I’m confused, because somehow I tried this while sitting on my couch, getting ready for a few hours of painting, and before I knew it I was five episodes into The Big Bang Theoty and eating microwave frozen noodles from Costco and Movie Theater Butter Orville Redenbacher popcorn and two apples sliced with the fancy apple slicer I got as incentive to eat more apples. I dipped the apples into peanut butter and Nutella. The peanut butter might have been my dogs’ peanut butter. They love peanut butter. If I stand up I feel like my body is a jar and whatever the thing that makes me, me. Huh. I started this review to complain about how I didn’t feel any creativity, and feeling creative was the whole point of this Super Lemon Haze. But obviously my review is getting weird, and I want to write a poem? Like I haven’t written poems since college. So yeah. If you are trying to get a task done make sure you are sitting right in front of the task when you consume this Super Lemon Haze. Otherwise you might end up on the couch watching the Big Bang theory on a Saturday night in May

This is my all-time favorite strain. As an anxiety sufferer, I have difficulty with a lot of sativas and/or sativa-dominant hybrids, which make me feel edgy. Super Lemon Haze is an exception. And exceptional it is! The onset is perfectly linear. Which is great because at 30% THC (grower: Mr. Tree), it brings you WAY up and plateaus in the stratosphere for hours. The high is surgically clean: no paranoia, no anxiety, no cognitive dissonance, just inspiration and sufficient focus for putting it to use. The come-down is gradual and easy, too. Other reviewers on here say it’s good for wake and bake sessions, but I like it best in the early afternoon. It’s potent, though. Smoke enough of this, and you’ll forget how to pee. Also, the munchies are absolutely intractable, so just surrender to them. You’ll be happier.

a chef's kiss of a sativa.

I do puff tuff! Haha, this strain goes mad hard! The first thing that I really noticed was the taste, it’s super sweet yet very pungent & gassy. The 2nd hit in I was feeling every vibration of the earth to my core 😅🙏🏽 Super fuckin’ strong & heady buzz, super heavy (sedating almost) body high & a general sense of euphoria throughout! Very pleased! I can confidently say this is one of my top strains I’ve ever smoked! Very unique say the least! I’d highly recommend the strain to anyone, so if presented with the chance - Take the opportunity, with no questions asked! You’ll have the fuckin’ time of your life!