Super Lemon Haze reviews

amazing 👏

This is my all-time favorite strain. As an anxiety sufferer, I have difficulty with a lot of sativas and/or sativa-dominant hybrids, which make me feel edgy. Super Lemon Haze is an exception. And exceptional it is! The onset is perfectly linear. Which is great because at 30% THC (grower: Mr. Tree), it brings you WAY up and plateaus in the stratosphere for hours. The high is surgically clean: no paranoia, no anxiety, no cognitive dissonance, just inspiration and sufficient focus for putting it to use. The come-down is gradual and easy, too. Other reviewers on here say it’s good for wake and bake sessions, but I like it best in the early afternoon. It’s potent, though. Smoke enough of this, and you’ll forget how to pee. Also, the munchies are absolutely intractable, so just surrender to them. You’ll be happier.

So legal rec went live in Ohio a couple weeks ago and this was my first legal purchase, picked up some SLH at Ohio Cannabis Company in Piqua just this afternoon, grown by Butterfly Effect. I've always wanted to try Super Lemon Haze and I am not disappointed. This is very nice weed, it's a nice light green color with big, pointy red hairs and a dry, sugary texture to the (ample) trichomes. I can see the Haze in the genetic lineage because the hairs have that kind of equatorial landrace sativa look to them that is reminiscent of old pictures of Panama Red that I've seen. The nose is sharp lemon and pine with tea tree oil on the back end, as well as a general spicy citrus smell ala Pineapple Express or Jack. It's very pleasant, like a lemon-scented cologne instead of a chemmy Pine Sol type deal. I've had bad experiences with that lemon-pine terp combination but definitely not this time. I celebrated my first legal nugs in Ohio by going hiking, it was sunny and clear with a nice wind. I suspected SLH would be a good day time sativa and I took one big hit before I hit the trail, I was off to the races. It had a nice lemon taste and I was uplifted, euphoric, and giddy at first. The wind felt really nice on my skin as a nice buzz manifested in my brain; no significant muscle relaxation or any heaviness in the body, as I was hiking at a good pace, and the Super Lemon Haze had me feeling magnanimous and slightly dreamy instead of laser-focused. Later in the hike my head felt a little swimmy and I got that old feeling like my head was a balloon floating away, I'm 42 and that hasn't happened since the first time I got good weed in high school for a Creed concert in the spring of 2000 lol...that floaty feeling was a nice hike down memory lane for a minute. Later on at home I smoked the rest of the bowl and played guitar for a couple hours, had a great session. Bottom line: I love sativas and Super Lemon Haze is a new Top 5 strain for me, I think it's one of the best strains to come out of Europe. I only had one hit when I went hiking earlier and that was all I wanted, so I think that (for me) SLH might be a little strong to be a regular daytime activity strain (and I've been smoking for 25 years), so for morning or afternoon activities I would want a more mellow sativa like Pineapple Express or Jack Herer. But I love SLH as a late afternoon/early evening guitar playing/listening to music/watching a movie kind of strain; I wish I could go back in time and have a joint of Super Lemon Haze at every concert I ever went to, it's very high energy and uplifting but it's also very stony and psychedelic. I would caution against smoking SLH too late in the evening as well, as it could overstimulate your mind in a way that most hybrids and all indicas will not.

I feel like it’s a little worse that might of these are listed as sativa even their hybrid sativa and that’s fine that they’re a hybrid sativa. Maybe we need another category for that but people are looking up for pure strain sativa‘s and you have this listed as a sativa when it’s actually a hybrid sativa

My brother let me try some of this last night. Mind you i was on a tolerance break. Took two long hits and was completely blown away. I came back to resume my game of helldivers 2 and the experience was like a movie. I felt so immersed in the game that i started to trip a little in the beginning thinking i was in the actual world fighting these monsters took me a min to lock in but the rest of the match was actually so much fun. Ended up playing for 8 hours after that. This strain is absolutely insane if you want to play video games with an immersive experience 🎮 Highly recommend! Caution: it can create feelings of anxiety or paranoia just enjoy the ride 👽

I’m confused, because somehow I tried this while sitting on my couch, getting ready for a few hours of painting, and before I knew it I was five episodes into The Big Bang Theoty and eating microwave frozen noodles from Costco and Movie Theater Butter Orville Redenbacher popcorn and two apples sliced with the fancy apple slicer I got as incentive to eat more apples. I dipped the apples into peanut butter and Nutella. The peanut butter might have been my dogs’ peanut butter. They love peanut butter. If I stand up I feel like my body is a jar and whatever the thing that makes me, me. Huh. I started this review to complain about how I didn’t feel any creativity, and feeling creative was the whole point of this Super Lemon Haze. But obviously my review is getting weird, and I want to write a poem? Like I haven’t written poems since college. So yeah. If you are trying to get a task done make sure you are sitting right in front of the task when you consume this Super Lemon Haze. Otherwise you might end up on the couch watching the Big Bang theory on a Saturday night in May

a chef's kiss of a sativa.

Great flavor, lock in on this if you want a solid citrusy sativa