Tangerine Dream reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Tangerine Dream.
I picked up a pre-roll from my dispensary to try this strain. I didn't know a lot about tangerine dream. The first taste was a mouth full of citrus and orange, very yummy. I took my usual couple of tokes and let it do it's magic. This hits your head in such a nice way, it was instant smile and happy thoughts. I found this very helpful for pain I was having, it really mellowed my body out without knocking me out. This is a fun strain to tryout. It's a mixture of relaxation and stimulation.
100% my new favorite strain. Could not stop laughing at the dumbest stuff and conversations were never ending. Super smooth and hits quickly. Caused hella dry mouth but what doesn’t water fix?
Every now and then a dice roll of genetics produces a strain with a range of effects that unfold in distinct yet coalescing acts, like a Broadway show or Pulitzer Prize winning novel. This is Tangerine Dream.
Act One—The Gentle Indica: Almost as soon as I exhale the refreshing citrus flavored smoke, the Afghan genetics begin massaging every muscle in my body; tension I didn't realize I had starts to unwind. Thoughts begin skittering to my subconscious like cockroaches in a spotlight. My mind a blank slate, my body a loose meat bag... I close my eyes and take in a precious minute of pure, unadulterated relaxation. Unbeknownst to me, the Haze in this strain is starting to warm up, loading thoughts one by one like the magazine of a gun.
Act Two—There's Something About Sativa: My mind, body, and sour are perfectly in sync, every breath is deep and fulfilling. It's around noon, and normally I'd be putting off work but I return to my computer with a smile on my face. 'Why do I have so many browser tabs open?' I ask myself, and begin closing them with no regard to their importance or lack thereof. Once every tab is closed, I close every program and empty the Recycling Bin. My desktop is as clear as my mind, now I can get stuff done. I'm falling back into deep relaxation when I hear the click of a gun's hammer being pulled back. "Sativa... Sativa is that you?"
Act Three—Sailing on Citrus Seas: Bang! The Sativa genes in this strain fire a single thought into my otherwise empty mind. It's so focused and beautiful there by itself, uncluttered by the other baggage that's normally bogging down my mind. Still relaxed and calm, I take that thought and start applying it. I'm working effectively and clearly, it feels like I got put into neutral and the productivity knob turned up to eleven. The happiness is palpable, I can't remember the last time I was cruising through files like this, enjoying fully everything that I do. The sativa effects are in full swing now but the indica is holding back it's less enjoyable effects like anxiety. It's as if the cannabis set off a predefined program in my mind the second I took flame to it: a diverse lineage created to put mankind into the perfect state of mind for life. It's balanced effects have a dynamic quality to them, working as needed to put the mind and body into exactly the state it should be in for any given situation. It has a way of streamlining thoughts in a manageable and productive way, leaving the rest of my mind free to creatively interpret whatever I'm doing, and my body in a functional state of calmness.
Epilogue: So I guess this is where I tell you what I learned—my conclusion, right? Well my conclusion is: Tangerine Dream is perfect. Life's too short to not have this strain in your life all the time, it's just that good. Derek says it's always good to end with a quote. He says someone else has already said it best. So if you can't top it, steal from them and go out strong. So I picked a guy I thought you'd like. 'Awakening your spiritual side is really what artists do. When you hit a groove, it's not you; it's the spirit world.'
Tasted great just like a tangerine or a pineapple. Smells like lemons and smokes nice and thick!
I only needed a bowl most times I need three.
Long lasting effects from 28mph
I felt like microwave
Used my vaporizer kicked in like 5 minutes. Love the fruity taste.🍊
Nice euphoria relaxed feeling.
very clean hits, and fresh aftertaste. def a sativa, gives a good head high. v tropical tasting, flowery
I had a whole thoughtful review but all i can say is. i feel like i'm one with the world and my chronic knee injury is it doesnt matter
i'm cozy and refreshed :>