King Tut reviews

Had some pretty great dream-like state stoner sex on this strain. I also found that it helped make more menial tasks around the house almost interesting. Never noticed any increased stress or anxious thoughts while smoking this sativa, which was great.

Great hi, made me hella hungry

I've been sitting here for 5 minutes trying to decide which word I should start my review with. So taking that into consideration I would have to say my first experience with King Tut has been a good one, I took a few bong hits about 15 minutes ago (or was it 5 minutes or 45? 😁) and I am really stoned. I can tell that I've got a really good Sativa buzz going when I (lose my train of thought every 5 seconds) feel the need to be doing something and when I find that something, it's usually small like making a grocery list or organizing a drawer or coming on Leafly, I'll REALLY focus on it. I just noticed that 30 to 40 minutes after smoking King Tut the chronic pain in my knee's and my back, which were bad today, has noticeably lowered.

1:20pm - Preperation - Nice earthy smell as I'm grinding it up. Very green and a dry fluffiness to it. Not sticky. As I pack it into my Pipe I notice it's quite spongy between my fingers. With a bowl packed I am giddy with glee in anticipation for smoking this beautiful looking strain. 1:28 - Smoke - Earthy inhale and wow is this smooth. The green is burning nicely by not spreading and causing excess smoke as I do sections of the bowl. 1:31pm - Near instant high. Fast heart beat, fluffy head, light chest feeling.. also a burst of energy.. Ayuh. Satisfied, I am. 1:40 - Brushing my teeth and staring at myself. How much times have I done this? Stared at myself? I bet a stupid amount of time. Odd. You're not supposed to brush your teeth too hard. Hard habit to break. Wow it's difficult to text. Take note.. oh no! I'm thinking of work. Eww. 1:44 - Gonna test this dunbarage out and watch an episode of Black Mirror. 1:52 - Got side tracked and hopped on Pokemon Shield. I want more shinies.. :( hmph. Okay I'll really watch an episode of Black Mirror now. 2:47 - Well I guess I was in a gaming mood. I played some Alien Isolation (working on my backlog) and it paired great with high. For how old this game is I'm surprised it took me this long to finish it. It was a lot of fun and the voice acting was great! I know I know you're thinking "it's a sativa go do something" but it's -40 celcius out so I don't wanna go out! This provides an awesome daytime high. I have minimal burnout so I won't be a potatoe when my wife comes home. All in all this was a great burn, exciting high and a smooth exit. I am very happy with this product and will be using it daily until I run out. Thanks for reading:)

My girlfriend can not stop talking, I can not stop f.ck her...

Decided to try this strain from one of the dispensaries. It's fluffy and burns quick but if you need energy this is the one! Everytime I smoke it I instantly start cleaning. And not just picking up...I scrub the floors and everything 🤣 very awesome but wish it didn't go so fast!

I begin by taking a deep breafff. Oooooo doesn't that feel betta!? You bet it do!! Whew wee! I replaced my morning coffee with this strain. No need to sit and sip a cup for 15 minutes when I can fire up a bowl of Tut and Toke. (see what I did there) It only takes 15 seconds not minutes,and I'm full of anticipation,excited for what the day brings,life,the possibility of unicorns and pots of gold at the end of every rainbow. And world peace...I want coffee still but that is just for the bowel movements. This sweet smelling flower will keep you attentive,coming with both eyes open,looking both ways,scared you're gonna miss something. I can't relieve myself of the expression "Sleep tight",which, refers to a time when beds were constructed with ropes that were tied to wood frames. It's a known that each night people would have to pull the ropes taught and tie them in place so it would hold the feather stuffed matresses level throughout the night as you lay on it,ensuring you had a peaceful night sleep. WELL...! This wont be a problem because with this strain you're not going to "Sleep tight" you're going to, "Get rite!". Its possible to acquire enough creative energy and motivation from this strain you may be able to build your own pyramid! You're welcome,Tonya Sharting™©

This strain left almost no imprint on me. Would give it 3 stars for being very average but literally tried it yesterday and today can't remember anything notable other than maybe I felt more stupid than normal.