Diesel Dough

Smell: 5/5 Taste: 5/5 High: 5/5 Look: 5/5 Diesel Dough is PERFECT. Diesel Dough is a cross between a female Sour Diesel and a male Do-Si-Dos. We're all sick and tired of Sour Diesel and Do-Si-Dos at this point, but for some reason the two together reinvent the entire marijuana experience. The buds look like they were grown by an outer space civilization obsessed with bag appeal. Shades of green, ranging from subtly light to adamantly dark, sit below a chorus of orange hairs that tower over purple mountains full of holy cows. Trichomes, trichomes, trichomes, everywhere. Trichomes here, trichomes there, trichomes every-god-damn-where. Culta has really outdone everyone else with the way they grew these buds. Dazzling. When you first break open a bud you will be assaulted by a sweet, citrusy, lime, diesel aroma that will literally make you drool all over your perfectly cured buds. Dude, it's incredible. The buds smell so good you get this overwhelming desire to just eat them raw. Perfect. I wish there was a Diesel Dough cologne. Talk about a Sativa. Diesel Dough is KING Sativa. While this strain does get you unbelievably lifted after literally the first thought of consuming it; its endearingly friendly, calming, and relaxing. This isn't the Sativa that's going to make you feel uncomfortably wired. No. This is the Sativa that is going to completely eliminate your anxiety and increase your productivity simultaneously. It's like drinking the worlds best cup of coffee--no jitters, no crashes, no burns, just increased creativity, focus, and infinite relaxation to boot. Phenomenal. The best Sativa strain on God's green earth. Hands down. Overall: 100/10; 10000/10; 10/10 PERFECT PERFECT PERFECT