Greeting Card - Unicorn Rainbow 3D
Greeting Card - Unicorn Rainbow 3D
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Oh, honey. Give that sassy spitball the only thing they want more than to be cuddled...Some magical dick!!! As this dirty 3d greeting card is opened with the fervor of a thousand queens, you can hear a barbershop quartet singing words of encouragement from a distance. This unicorn came to spray it’s amazing technicolor dreamspunk into existence. Gender norms be damned, this is a cloud worth sharing. Perfect occasions: Funny coming out cards, hilarious happy birthday cards for gay men, husband or boyfriend, dirty anniversary cards for women, girlfriend or wife, adult 3d greeting cards for lgbtq+ best friends, hilarious gag gifts for trans friends, non-binary, he/him, she/her, they/them, and more. What’s inside: Card size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm) Envelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm) Note card for handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm) Front cover: image of a unicorn head Inside of card: 3d unicorn with a magical dong
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