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Nuggardly ruggardly danklicious purple cheese that will having you say please while achieving your lifelong dream of memorizing bone thugz n harmony I can now rap the entirety of thuggish ruggish bone without looking at the lyrics so as an almost 40 year old lady who suffers from chronic pain and anxiety this is a quite desirable, yet perhaps unexpected side effect of blazing a bowl of this stuff by myself in the garage. This stuff will have you feelin Layzie and Krayzie (see what I did there)

Bing bing bong bingy bongy my first hit of this went right to the back of the skull. Ripped out of ye olde dino bong, i was v high immediatelyyyyy Felt like I was floating for a good long time. Watched some TV with my hunni and idk what else. Bedtime wrapped me in a boat made out of a cloud! Fat sleeps were had. It’s def a keeper (see what I did there?)

Not gonna lie I was hyped up to try this after reading reviews and it was kind of mid. First hit was nice, sitting outside the sunset looked clearer, then finished my bowl and packed another one, thinking I was going to settle in and…not a lot really happened from there? Like sure I’m a teeny bit baked and my muscles are more relaxed but if you’re looking for more this probs isn’t it. If you’re ok with wondering a couple hours later “is this a me problem? Is this strain better than I think it is??!” then go for it I guess. Tastes kind of like tea, grapefruit and some other citrus. Nice cheesy smell from opening the bag.