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⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Strain: Animal Cake I honestly don’t know who approved this strain or why I keep buying it, but here we are again. Animal Cake smells like a gym sock that achieved sentience and then fell into a gas station burrito. The buds look like they were rolled down a driveway and lightly threatened with scissors. Breaking it up releases an aroma best described as regret with notes of citrus cleaner. The smoke is so harsh it feels personal. First hit made me cough like I was trying to communicate in Morse code. Second hit made me question my life choices. Third hit? I forgot what coughing was and became emotionally attached to the couch. Effects hit slow and confusing, like being mugged by a pillow. One minute you’re fine, the next minute you’ve been staring at a wall for 40 minutes thinking about how walls work. Creativity? Absolutely ruined. Enlightenment? Unfortunately, yes. My knees felt heavy but my thoughts felt like they were floating away on a used grocery bag. Downsides: dry mouth, dry eyes, dry soul, and I ate an entire box of cereal without milk and felt zero shame. Upsides: I was blissfully happy about it. Would I recommend Animal Cake? No Will I buy it again? Without hesitation.