Nature's Treatment of Illinois - Milan (Medical & Recreational)

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Strain: Animal Cake I honestly don’t know who approved this strain or why I keep buying it, but here we are again. Animal Cake smells like a gym sock that achieved sentience and then fell into a gas station burrito. The buds look like they were rolled down a driveway and lightly threatened with scissors. Breaking it up releases an aroma best described as regret with notes of citrus cleaner. The smoke is so harsh it feels personal. First hit made me cough like I was trying to communicate in Morse code. Second hit made me question my life choices. Third hit? I forgot what coughing was and became emotionally attached to the couch. Effects hit slow and confusing, like being mugged by a pillow. One minute you’re fine, the next minute you’ve been staring at a wall for 40 minutes thinking about how walls work. Creativity? Absolutely ruined. Enlightenment? Unfortunately, yes. My knees felt heavy but my thoughts felt like they were floating away on a used grocery bag. Downsides: dry mouth, dry eyes, dry soul, and I ate an entire box of cereal without milk and felt zero shame. Upsides: I was blissfully happy about it. Would I recommend Animal Cake? No Will I buy it again? Without hesitation.

This was my first genuinely off putting experience at NTI. I placed an order online. I didn’t catch the lady’s name that helped me but I wish I had. First she said the wrong kind of preroll packs, I asked her about it. She apologized and corrected herself. Secondly she didn’t mention the valley girls 1/8th I ordered online. I assumed it was out of stock (it happens and I get it). The issue is when I got home and looked online I saw valley girl was still showing in stock. I didn’t get charged for it but it was still not even mentioned or checked that it was missing. I’m sure today was busy being triple day but… The lady that cashed me out was in such a rush to get to the next person we were in mid conversation and she left me with an no response to my question. To clarify at the end of our transaction she was walking towards the door to get the next customer as I’m walking towards the exit. Not only does she beat me to that intersection but she walked through the back door and walked right past me (in front of me) and went towards the front to call her next person. I’m sorry I know it was triple day but I felt so brushed off literally mid conversation at a question and no response from her. Definitely not the normal service I get here.

I just got the best bartender I have ever had. She was so helpful and I mean that not just because she was beautiful because she was absolutely beautiful. She was helpful like above and beyond unhelpful. I will becoming Here from now on and I shopped these places, I’m new here. I shop dispensaries in this place the true spot.

I head over about once or twice a week. No matter what time of day I come in, everyone is friendly and in a good mood. The facility itself has a nice stoner atmosphere. It's cool to see people of all ages, and the bud tenders are all helpful and patient and make sure you leave with the products that make you happy!!😏