I stopped by the Reef dispensary in Queen Creek yesterday to pick up something to... pick me up. Had a really rough day with family issues and other life things left me feeling drained, depressed, and anxious.
To add a little context so that I can properly convey how shitty I was feeling: following a pretty serious fight with family, I essentially locked myself in the bathroom, took a few slashes at my arm with scissors, then stormed out to my car and took off to no place in particular.
I wasn't planning to stop at a dispensary until I had a second to sit down and collect myself outside of what was a presently toxic home environment. This is when I realized I needed some medicine.
At first I was thinking I wanted something to just bulldoze me over and put me to sleep; I was thinking of a heavy indica or indica-dominant hybrid. I asked my budtender (who was SUPER awesome btw, check my review for the dispensary itself out), what she recommended for depression and anxiety though, since there were many strains I was not familiar with, and she naturally recommended some sativas and sativa-dominant hybrids. Though I usually prefer indicas, as I usually smoke during the weekend or at night, I decided to give a nice, energetic, uplifting sativa a try in the end. The first strain she recommended was Dutch Treat Haze, which looked and smelled amazing, and happened to be a strain I'd actually heard a lot of good things about; thus, I went with it. The next strain she recommended was Mimosa, which, again, smelled great and apparently possesses very light, happy effects, so I decided to try that as well. I did want to add at least one sleepy time strain to the mix, in the form of GG4. Then she recommended one more... Lemonage. It was a strain I'd never heard of before, and one that she didn't seem to be able to find in the dispensary's strain guide, but she said a lot of people actually preferred that over the Mimosa. I decided that, since the Mimosa sounded great as it is, why not give a lesser-known, house specialty strain a try?
I am SO glad I did. Let's get into the actual review here.
First, the smell is that of wet earth and fresh lemons; it is stronger than Mimosa's aroma, but still not overwhelming. Very pleasant, and evokes feelings of contentment. When smoked, the smoke leaves a sweeter scent in the air and what is by far one of the least overpowering odors I've experienced from any strain.
I got my flower in the form of a preroll, but I did get to take a look at the buds in the "tester" jar I was presented. The flower is a bright green-orange, with flecks of yellow and modestly (but not too modestly) frosted in sparkly trichomes.
The taste, like the smell, is also on the lighter side, and reminds me very strongly of lightly sweetened lemonade, sweet earth, and a general herbal flavor. I love my earthy and herbal strains, especially when it comes to settling anxiety, so for all the lemon and citrus notes, I was pleasantly surprised to see that there was a lot more to the flavor profile than that.
Now for the effects... At first, I wasn't quite sure I was feeling much of anything. A few hits of the joint maybe produced a mild calming effect. About ten minutes into my sesh, however... I suddenly just felt inexplicably happy. I wouldn't say I ever experienced strong, full-on euphoria, but I was definitely well rid of my depression. Along with this came a wave of calm and contentment, something that actually helped to ground me and wave off any of the anxiety and stress that had caused me to snap earlier in the day. Fifteen minutes in and I was definitely high, but I didn't feel "stoned". Though I did expect this of a sativa-dominant strain, I was baffled by how "high" I was but also how "high" I wasn't?
This strain had a very confusing effect to where my imagination and creativity went wild, and I definitely felt a significant decrease in my fatigue (not to mention my depression and anxiety were totally gone), but I wasn't necessarily "energetic"; I would probably describe the effects as more "bubbly" than anything else. Sure, I could get up and do stuff and would probably love to do some housework, reorganization, and decoration with this strain; but I also just loved to lay on my bed and stare up at the ceiling, lost in imagination and content to just... be. At the time I was actually watching videos on the WeedTube, and they suddenly became much more enjoyable and entertaining, just like housework or laying on my bed staring at the ceiling would have been; hell, anything would probably become more enjoyable and entertaining on this stuff.
Overall, I just felt very... happy-go-lucky. The effects were light yet powerful, and my symptoms were absolutely no match for this strain. I think that in order to more accurately describe the effects of this strain I should assign it a theme song, one that just kind of popped into my head as I was coming down: "Hot Air Balloon" by Owl City. As cheesy as it sounds, my soundtrack for this strain would be a playlist of cheery, whimsical songs by Owl City, because this strain makes me feel like I'm living in a cheery, whimsical Owl City song. (It could have also been the fact that this strain is called "Lemonage" and there is a lyric in the previously mentioned song about drinking the Great Lakes like "cold lemonade", maybe?)
I just still can't get over how light and cheery of a high this was, totally cerebral, yet still so powerful to stand up to the shit day I was having. It also totally eliminated the headache I had as a result of it all. Pain relief AND a light, happy, bubbly head high? I love this strain. I will absolutely be going to this dispensary again for this strain, even if for nothing else.