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This is one I picked up from Windy City Cannabis a week ago in vape form and am just finishing it up now (I’ve trained myself to take four hits a day, it’s the only way a 500mg lasts me lmao.) This has a really fruity flavor in concentrate form, which I always like and which tends to mean the strain has a certain effect on me. Don’t read if you’re a prude: I’m generally a pretty horny person, but weed makes it more intense a lot of the time. This strain — whoooo boy. I’m writing a novel and there is a LOT of explicit sex in it (this makes 50 Shades look like what it is, badly written bad sex) so this strain has been helping me get in the headspace to write the porn scenes! It’s also had me getting myself off like, a ridiculous number of times in a day. Being female is aight sometimes. I would rec this strain for anyone looking to loosen up in bed. Ladies and other vagina owners, to me it felt like this strain made it extremely easy to get in the mood (a couple gifs of Jeffrey Dean Morgan or Megan Thee Stallion and I was Ready) Bottom line, smells and tastes good and has a serious aphrodisiac effect (at least for me!) I will def buy again!

(I vape this strain) This is one of my all-time favorites. I write erotica — working on my first big novel, actually — and this strain gets me in the mood to write big time. By that, I mean I feel inspired and creative but also BIG horny. It is one of those strains that too many hits of will make you sleepy, and the kind of sleepy that means you fall asleep at 5:30pm on accident (I just did this today in fact) Love that I can still rollerblade whenever I’m high on this strain, though. Aggressive skating through the fall colors while blazed is a treat, y’all.

One of my all time favorite go-to’s. I have severe ADHD but don’t take stimulant anymore (I was on a super dose of them for like twelve years, they’re terrible for you) I like weed for my anxiety, for my endo, for my PTSD, for having a good time — name it; this is one of my fav strains to vape or smoke, as it always delivers a hugely buoyant mood and the sort of vibe I imagine Harry Potter felt when he took the liquid luck potion. Like everything you do is gonna go your way. And honestly? It always does when I have this! Super wordy review but I love the effects: my creativity is heightened, I never get couch locked with this; I am a pretty hardcore rollerblader (aggressive/artistic/slalom style) which is how I manage my adhd naturally using the endorphins from serious cardio, and this strain does NOT impede that. If anything, I push myself harder on the skates with it, and feel like I can keep going for much longer at much higher speeds. This one is an athletic strain, I’d say 😂