G........i

I only have one word for this strain and that word is “yowza”

This weed strain made me sing the song “this will be an everlasting love” to a pita bread that I was heating up in the oven. I’m feeling good about it.

After I smoked this weed strain I ate an entire box of the disgusting movie-theater candy Sno Caps (and I enjoyed it!) I was so high, that I even tipped the box back to eat the “fallen sno” .

I stared at a tulip in the sun and it felt like being reborn.

Just smoked this on my back porch during a light rain. The neighborhood cat, Carl, could sense how chill I was and decided to take a nap beside me. Watching him breathing, his tiny little cat lungs filling with air, I almost started to cry at the wonder of nature and life. A cricket chirp sounds like a synthesizer or a message from outer space. It’s a weed strain that imparts gratitude in your life. You can see a rat in the distance and not feel the usual disgust. I just thought about coexistence and re-evaluated my relationship with eating meat and now, ten minutes after smoking this weed, have become a pescatarian. Me and Carl. Pescatarians on the porch in the rain. After twenty minutes, I’m definitely more normal-ish and can have a conversation with another person, but slowly. I seek out the softest pair of socks that I own because it’s going to feel so nice. Bubblegum would be fun right now, I imagine. Probably wouldn’t be a good strain to smoke with many people, best for solo high experience or in the company of either close friends, those on the same wavelength, or those who wouldn’t be annoyed by hippie thoughts and weird proclamations. Ideally all of the above qualifiers.