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Well I'll tell ya. Got a half O at HHW for $150 and it is da bomb. HHW for those not in the know is the choice dispensary of the greater Metro Detroit community, located in Wayne, Michigan. Holistic Health Wayne is da best. Anyway, this reciew is about this flower. What else can I say? I'm high as fuck and it is a good high. 😺

I want to like The Jazz Club. After six visits, however, I have to say that I decidedly do not. First the reasons why I want to like it. Located right on Telegraph Road, The Jazz Club is easily accessible and has ample, secure parking. That's certainly not nothing. They have a bouncer at the door, furthering the sense of security... but also foreshadowing the unfortunate attitude you're about to become familiar with at The Jazz Club. Namely, you are potentially a threat first, an annoyance between them and your money second, and that's about it. I've interacted now with five separate budtenders. Not one of them would be able to hold onto a job at liquor store let alone an actual pharmacy. Their customer service skills and knowledge of their product (be prepared to hear a lot of, "Yes, that's great. That's great too. That's fantastic. That's amazing." and other similar vague descriptions of what they have to offer). They scales are the most stingy I've seen and I've been to half a dozen dispensaries now between Detroit and Ann Arbor. Finally, beware of drastically discounted top-shelf flowers. You get what you paid for, trust me. This is certainly not the worst dispensary in Metro Detroit. Not by a long shot. The problem with The Jazz Club, I think, is that management has clearly not done a good job putting together a positive, welcoming, knowledgeable staff. I've been to adult books stores where I didn't feel so conspicuous and I've dealt with drug dealers (the "bad" kind) who cared more about the Customer Experience. Forgive me for the negative review. If I sound angry it's only because it's frustrating. TJC is the closest dispensary to me by far but I've now decided driving out to Wayne or Ypsi is worth the gas/time.