Alien OG reviews

this strain is the real deal the first time i smoked it. I loved it. To be a 50,50, and still be able to go to sleep was awesome

I expected to get absolutely flattened on a few pulls from a vape of Alien OG, based on many of the reviews I read here. In actuality, I have found the effects to be very mild compared to other strains, for example Afgoo. It’s a light and breezy kind of effect. Extremely pleasant and chill, as opposed to what I think of as euphoric. Not melting into the couch even after more than a few pulls. Relaxed and happy, and fully functional. Good for relief from nausea and anxiety.

this strain be kicking hard, smoked like a 0,5 in spliff with maybe 0,2 tobacco, it was all alright for me but I had to maintain my gf since she got derealisation and it was not very well for her. overall the strain is great unless you’re not a veteran stoner, keep that in mind, it’s potent af

Alien OG review 3:11 PM I just ripped a .43g bowl a few minutes ago. Nothing much. But enough. Right out the bag it smelled AMAZING. But damn I am not trippin when I say it tastes amazing😩 3:13PM it’s a really nice build up. But I think my head just popped and now I feel pile a hot air balloon. Bro I want an Afro. My air balloon head looks like an Afro and I think my phone screen just split into like 4 layers. Wow. I am fucking frozen and I feel like I just entered first person POV in fallout 3, like back when you’re in the vault. 3:16 pm My cat looks like an ethereal god sitting in the ottoman of my eames. I couldn’t spell ottoman and damn google is hard when you can’t fell your thumbs. This typing thing just feels like a Harry Potter mixed with 80s synth mash up. 3:18 pm I feel like I have been writing a novel for the past 3 hours. It has been 7 minutes I think. I want,,,, a slurpee… So. I get why it’s called Alien OG. I am high as balls rn. My couch and I are floating above the ground. 🚀 🛸 🪐 3:21 ETHERAL GOD HAS CHOOSEN ME! My cat has sat on my lap😎🐈 and we are now floating🙌 I really like this weed. I feel like I am on my own little adventure just sitting here. Like I’m in a video game guided by my infinite imagination. And it feels fucking wild. **I would say, if you’re new you might want to take it easy as the experience might be a lot to handle🙌 Colorful visuals. Very fast going up. I think it’s leveling out? But honestly I’m not sure. 3:24 I think this is my first review on here, so idk if this is helpful in explaining the experience, but my thumbs just entered the 6th dimension. This would be a great weed to have a group talk sesh with. I feel like a dots candy rn. You know the ones, the colorful gummy gumdrops. I feel like one of those right now. My cat looks like broccoli. And I have the super gigs. Typing is hard. But it’s cool, I feel like popsicle like the space ship ones. And my face feels really happy. This is nice. Ya know, it’s been a long time since I have smoked something this remarkable. I thought Girl Scout cookies was my favorite, but this… this takes the cake. This is a beautiful experience. Pure euphoria. I feel like a hot tamales candy with bites out of each side of my face. Bud it’s like, a nice feeling. You just gotta trust me. 3:30 PM Magic carpet ride starts playing in my head as the wooden walls of my 70s apartment come alive. This is nice. My cat is no longer broccoli. My cat is still a god though. She’s the coolest cat man. She barks at kids 😂 and she talks a lot. 3:33 I had to scratch my nose and I felt like the animation from jimmy neutron. I still feel like the animation from jimmy neutron but as I was writing that the animation changed to freeza’s hands. Shit. 3:34 Just another time stamp because it felt like 5 minutes passed Make art. Not war. It’s a pasted my gf has on the wall. It’s fucking wavy as hell rn. Actually everything feels like microwaves. Not sure if I should wrap this up or not. 3:36 Imma go fuck around in illustrator. Be right back. Maybe. 3:41 PM my breath feels like the first snow of December mixed with cider and cloves. I still feel like a gelatin man. But like 1940s noir aesthetic gelatin man. 3:43 PM I really want a conversation pit and an edible of this weed. And friends. Thay sounds sad lol. I just want them to come over. We could all feel like gelatin people. 3:50pm I always say I want to wrote a review for new strains, but I forget to. So I figured I would just try to review it as I went along. I’ve leveled out a bit but still feel like gelatin. Over all great high. Starting to get the munchies. If I can edit this later, I will do a follow up. But if not, my final review is it’s a must smoke. Top of the list.

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Where’d the joint go Figaro Figaro

Fire that’s all I can say

This strain I haven’t had in well over 5-8 years but I will tell you I still talk about it to this day. I smoked a bowl probably just a few hits. Then went back to work and then it crept up and hit me like a wave of stony euphoria I was like sativa then the stony indica wave then it would fade and go back to sativa like creativity thoughts then the stony wave hits then back and forth for a good hour. I’ve never had such a wave like intense euphoria of stoniness changing like this strain. Very relaxing but wish I had known before hand. It was too relaxing. One of the most amazing indicas easily in my top 5 strains of all time! You won’t be disappointed